Wednesday, February 5, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@emmy_dino

Vaccum seal machines in japan arcades 🙂‍↔️

♬ original sound - Emily Liu


















there's an insane fox news grandma on twitter literally named "karen orlando" who angrily replies to all my posts. I started just replying that she was my "strongest soldier" whenever she did this and slowly but surely she has become kind and polite to me. it's like breaking a wild horse lol

— America's Lounge Singer (@krang.bsky.social) February 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM






(Especially if the Mavs owner is realizing they lost the bet that Texas would legalize gambling) (Would be interesting if the mom and pop Lakers actually end up in a stronger position because the owner didn't drastically overpay for the team)















@raisingontheroad $12 a minute is what they spent if you were wondering 🙃 since the card kept working, they assumed they had an “infinity card” 😬 $1600 in 2 hours. FORTY-ONE PAGES 🤡 Four days before Christmas 🥲 #lifewithlittles #thatmomlife #parenthoodvibes #familycruise #familyvacation #whathappensinmexico ♬ OK - Joey Valence & Brae




@shaynetripp The squinting goes harddddd #fyp #paintbynumber #stress ♬ original sound - gusgusinthecity




@eavellaneda76

♬ sonido original - Erika Miranda




@leslierossialwc Shoutout to the photo team at @London Drugs in Dunbar for getting the baby passport photo! They were so patient and got the perfect shot! #babypassportphoto #passportphoto #londondrugs #babytiktok #vancouver #takesavillage ♬ Funny Song - Funny Song Studio & Sounds Reel




@pubity His name being Rick makes this even funnier🤣 #Pubity (@Jocelyn ♬ original sound - Pubity




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