Thursday, February 27, 2025

Today's news and jokes













said this before and i wasn't exaggerating: RFK has the exact personality type of the kind of person that, in a different sort of regime, oversees mass starvation.

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— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) February 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM


("Preliminary investigations traced the first outbreak to three children who became sick and died after eating a bat carcass, the bulletin says.")















One of the wealthiest people who ever lived pivoted to the right shortly after a divorce and during a union fight, am I hearing this?

— Il Pomodoro (@dabenner.bsky.social) February 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM



Maybe Bezos could clear up the confusion by specifying the editorials or op-eds the newspaper has published recently that are now forbidden.

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) February 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Here come the op-eds protesting tariffs and advocating for abortion and trans rights















("a corruption investigation dubbed 'Operation Dirty Pond'...Investigators have been looking into alleged misuse of millions of dollars allocated for the construction of a regional aquatic center at Salt Lake Park, according to the statement. The city allocated more than $20 million to the project and has spent about $14 million even though nothing has been constructed yet.")







it's cool that we reached the peak of most computer programs in like 2012 and they've all gotten worse since then. i use a pirated copy of photoshop cs6 and office 2010 at home

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— leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) February 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM








turns out the Nemesis System(tm) was WB Interactive management

— Josh Scherr (@joshscherr.bsky.social) February 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM


I regret to inform you the studio behind Stupid Sexy Shelob is no more.

— Rev (@revan.social) February 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
















one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.

— mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) February 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM

Saturday Night Live is the only other thing that's like this. It was always bad! Every era!

— mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) February 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
















Wrote about a REAL video game. www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/a-gam...

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— Giovanni Colantonio (@marioprime.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM




















I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

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— Marika Paz (@marikapaz.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM






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