In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
— Samantha Maich (@samanthamaich.bsky.social) February 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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google’s core problem is that it was built to organize a web that no longer exists. the open web has been replaced by walled gardens, discord servers, newsletters, private forums, & algorithmic feeds that are never exposed to search. worse, the visible parts of the web that…
— signüll (@signulll) February 11, 2025
i've lived long enough to see Subway outlive its purpose. five dollar footlongs are like $15 now. you're not going to sell me on giant cookies, pizzas, soups, salad bowls. i'm here for one thing and it's the cheap sub i got in 2008. if you don't have it, then what's the point?
— zantae 🕯️ (@DeathAngelUSA) February 12, 2025
For those saying I have no exp w China
— Cody James 🇺🇸 (@codyaims) February 11, 2025
In 2017 I made a joke online that we should bring back the headphone jack and got >30,000 pre orders
Designed a prototype, got tooling in Shengzen, setup production
While onboarding to Walmart, I found out the Chinese factory rekt me lol https://t.co/4GKyLTDewi pic.twitter.com/ek9oLJA2Wq
Yes. This is my current situation. pic.twitter.com/KdnPK3Lpqk
— Joe Montalto (@joemontalto13) January 12, 2025
aspartame will not give me cancer because diet coke can sense I'm pure of heart
— meeka (@MeekyBlinders) January 12, 2025
love that they share the same eyebrows https://t.co/48xjnZUzuJ
— Jules. ༒ (@schumisnoopy) January 12, 2025
mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’
— Garrett Williams, BFA (@badboygargar) January 14, 2025
WHY ARE BOXARTS FOR CHINESE GUNDAM KITS SO FUNNY LIKE WHAT IS THIS HAHAHHAHAHHA
— delty (@DeltyThe73rd) January 14, 2025
WHY IS THIS THE HI NU HWS BOXART pic.twitter.com/LZChyli28r
@ssharmoneyy and by 10:15am they were all sold out… #costco #eggs #eggshortage #superbowl #groceryshopping #costcoeggs #vlog ♬ Jelly Fish Jam - Techno Mix - Da Fokin
@stellamillssport The lipstick 🥺🥺🥺 This young @Ilona Maher fan had the BEST time running out as a mascot 👏🏼 How adorable 🥰 @Bear Country #ilonamaher #rugby #womensrugby #pwr ♬ That's My Girl - Fifth Harmony
@riegel.twins3 Why is it so awkward?🥲#dog #dogsoftiktok #goldenretriever #fyp #foryou ♬ original sound - Riegel Twins
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