meanwhile timothée chalamet world domination in china pic.twitter.com/jMfJRNBabH
— m ˚⟡˖ ࣪ (@virgosrecords) March 8, 2026
If you’re upset by Timothée Chalamet’s ballet comments or Jessie Buckley’s hate for cats, then you’re really going to be triggered by having friends or knowing people in real life.
— Christian Becker (@TheAmazingBeck) March 7, 2026
I can't believe Timothee Chalamet insinuated that ballet and opera are no longer relevant in mainstream culture and that he hopes cinema doesn't end up the same way. Does he know how offensive that is to me, a person who likes misinterpreting things and getting angry about them
— Punished "Visible" Cow (@barnaclebucket) March 7, 2026
meanwhile the ballet and opera people are issuing statements 😭 https://t.co/LYTfQPsoXp
— chris (@ATR3lDES) March 7, 2026
(TIL "His grandmother, mother and sister all danced in the New York City Ballet.")this being what timothée is currently doing in japan while everyone's waiting for his apology with tears i just can't bruh LAKSJSHSSH pic.twitter.com/S85mvIeBww
— timothée chalamet's impregnator (@indiehamlet) March 7, 2026
Guardian's write-upIn the second half of 2025, one man accounted for almost 40% of all money donated to political parties in the UK: a crypto-billionaire who lives in Thailand. Britain desperately needs to rewrite its party funding rules. observer.co.uk/news/the-sen...
— Robert Saunders (@robertsaunders.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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The former student wasn't named when I read the articleINBOX: First reported by the Daily Californian, records show that convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein funded a student’s UC Berkeley School of Law degree in return for referring female “assistants.” www.dailycal.org/news/nationa...
— Alex Ip 葉清霖 (@alexip718.com) March 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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(WSJ article)From today's article in the WSJ on how AI is being used in Iran. The Army is matching prior performance levels using just 20 personnel for targeting tasks that previously used 2000. pic.twitter.com/piqchYiqJV
— Andrew Curran (@AndrewCurran_) March 7, 2026
X is using AI to do Community Notes and it's hallucinating obvious mistakes. In this case it's wrongly saying that a video of what are likely oil fires in drainage canals in Iran is actually showing a 2017 fire near Los Angeles (if you watch the video they look nothing alike) pic.twitter.com/s6amGZoO6V
— Evan Hill (@evanhill) March 8, 2026
imagining some IRGC commander just obsessively watching all these gulf airline restarting announcements and timing their attacks perfectly to get their hopes up, then interrupt https://t.co/SBDySeAAid
— csz (@cszabla) March 8, 2026
(The debris killed a man)I wonder if a drone has hit Dubai Marina. Or whether it was just debris from a successful interception. If only loads of Dubai based accounts, including Isabel Oakeshott's, could tell me.
— Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) March 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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they’re rolling out CEOs for fast food brands you’ve never heard of https://t.co/S5mhTbNQtR
— Brett (@BrettRedacted) March 6, 2026
Instead of a CEO eating a hamburger, I’d like to watch the @southwestair CEO find a $39 flight.
— DeeMagicGurl (@DeeMagicGurl) March 6, 2026
Get ya cheese up 1st https://t.co/alEBExZ5MA pic.twitter.com/b4LKXDdtKN
— Geno (@GenoSmith3) March 6, 2026
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera
— Collins Timbela💜 (@collinstimbela_) March 7, 2026
I want to watch the Ticketmaster CEO try to buy concert tickets during a presale.
— Mistress Dividend (@mistressdivy) March 7, 2026
(In 1969, United Press International dubbed him “the world’s most ambitious whittler.”)The rural California town of Weed was already struggling. Then its iconic totem pole fell - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/GBDDEIzpZr
— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) March 4, 2026
@chaliastar Lowkey would’ve done the same thing 🤷♀️ #daerontargaryen #aknightofthesevenkingdoms #targaryens #fyp #foryoupage ♬ original sound - Max D Drummer
Reason #534 why the World Baseball Classic is the best…
— John Bollman (@JohnBollman11) March 6, 2026
You have spanish speaking commentators dropping “ARE YOU FEELING RANDY, BABY?” 😂pic.twitter.com/pYyKzec7IS
Love is in the air at Edinburgh zoo. Pebbling marks the start of the breeding season for Gentoo penguins.
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 7, 2026
Kids at Edinburgh Children's Hospital Charity painted pebbles for the penguins to choose from and present to their mates. pic.twitter.com/uQp4Ie6Sxd
@trinity.rodman What a great sport 😂😭
♬ Satie "Gymnopedie" felt piano(1379072) - SoLaTiDo
@bugthechocolateshihtzu as you wish 🐾
♬ original sound - ׂׂૢ llullaby🧁🩰
@duffythemaltipoobear When the belly is out, you take the chance! 🤗 #dogparents #cutedog #dogsoftiktok #puppy #cutepuppy ♬ Lullaby for Babies (Sleep Music for Babies) - MfC Music for Children
@clnhel ♬ original sound - clnhel
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