Friday, March 13, 2026

Today's news and jokes











("At least five crew members were aboard the tanker that went down, a US official told CNN. The second aircraft that landed safely was also a KC-135, the official said")

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

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— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

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— Terrible Maps (@terriblemapshq.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM

British tourist among 20 charged in Dubai over videos of Iranian missile strikes www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

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— Eliot Higgins (@eliothiggins.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
("While restrictions on filming attacks during conflict are not unusual globally, the case has attracted attention because of the UAE’s reputation as a magnet for influencers whose livelihoods depend on constant filming and posting") (Meanwhile, "Some expats in Kuwait are finding themselves trapped as they try to leave the country that has been under constant attack by Iran since Feb. 28, under a law introduced less than two years ago requiring foreigners to obtain exit permits from their employers")







("It is the latest in a string of curbs imposed by the Russian authorities on internet access, after Moscow ordered restrictions on messaging apps WhatsApp, owned by US social media giant Meta, and Telegram")







Quentin Tarantino is set to premiere his first stage play, The Popinjay Cavalier, on London's West End in 2027. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

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— Empire Magazine (@empiremagazine.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 9:53 AM
(Rumours recently circulated that the play would be a “classic British trouser-dropping” farce)































































I have several questions

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— Kelly Knox (@kelly-knox.com) March 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM








@joey_how_u_doinn I don’t know who this lady is and why she’s holding my leash… . #goldenretriever #dogmom #funnyvideos ♬ Macarena - Los Del Rio








@coral.marsh he used to sleep in my room a lot but since coming back home from uni you’d think i was a stranger #fyp #dog #stubborndog #whatdoido ♬ Nintendogs Bath - The Weens




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