Saturday, March 28, 2026

Todays news and jokes

I have no interest in this man’s problems

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— Tarja Porkka-Kontturi (@tarjapk.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 7:21 AM
(I did play it for a while--was interesting to see how far I could get in challenges playing for free, and also seeing how many tries it would take to complete a level (unbeatable levels would suddenly crumble). Would like to see someone try to create data about that.)

















Utah Is the New U.S. Hotspot for Measles www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdi...

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— Carl Zimmer (@carlzimmer.com) March 27, 2026 at 6:20 AM
("Utah nears 500 measles cases, with dozens of confirmed exposure locations")







“Bovino made a surprising claim…He identified his race as Native American and his tribe as Cherokee. He testified that he had identified this way since he was 8…but said he was not registered on any official tribal rolls. To reward top performance, he said, he gave out tomahawks.”

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— Wesley Morgan (@wesleymorgan.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
(Article indicates he made the assertion to defend himself against engaging in discriminatory hiring practices favoring white male agents)







Yes, Iranian group Handala hacked Kash Patel's (older, personal) email—not the FBI, as they claimed. This week they also put a $50M bounty on Trump and "doxed" Lockheed Martin staff. (We checked: mostly non-working phone numbers) www.wired.com/story/irania... Chaotic, dangerous but...kind of silly.

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— Andy Greenberg (@agreenberg.bsky.social) March 27, 2026 at 12:51 PM
(FWIW)







A 9-year-old boy who made a plea to be released from an immigration detention center during a call with Ms. Rachel so he could attend his state spelling bee has been freed with his family, their lawyer says.

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— NBC News (@nbcnews.com) March 25, 2026 at 1:48 PM








Many congratulations to Archbishop Mullally and all my Anglican / Episcopalian peeps. What a glorious, holy thing.

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— Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
(Pope Leo XIV has sent a message to Sarah Mullally on the occasion of her installation as Archbishop of Canterbury, assuring her of his prayers and invoking “grace, mercy, and peace… in truth and love”.)







Disney’s new CEO faces three major disasters during his first week on the job

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— The Independent (@the-independent.com) March 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
(Sora, Epic, Bachelorette)







This same company also sent an email last month with not one, but TWO deranged right-wing catchphrases: — "Is your wine a secret immigrant?" — "No RINOs, only WINOs" Absolutely nobody else out there doing it like this, folks.

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) March 25, 2026 at 2:52 PM








@nfl #michaeltaaffe is a great teammate 🫶 #nfl #texasfootball ♬ drowning (slowed + reverb) - Vague003








@brianakoutros

he’s so serious

♬ original sound - Noah








@mspictok Scholastic I am so stressed right now and I can only get 12 more from the reorder 😭😭😭😭😭 #fyp #bookfair #elementaryschool #schoollibrarian ♬ House featuring John Cale - Charli xcx & John Cale








@ashstarzandme 3 Acres of paddock but a grass shower is best! 😆😆 #toypoodle #sillydogsoftiktok #bestlife #funny ♬ sonido original - Vibra Musical




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