The Polymarket bar, playing on the “Monitoring the Situation” meme, is a bust. After waiting outside for nearly an hour and a half in the rain because of technical issues—power and wifi going out—none of the TVs are working. Staff say everything will be back up and running tomorrow.
— makena kelly (@makenakelly.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Found the polymarket bar. The big orb is the only screen that’s working, everything else is broken. pic.twitter.com/cJv0YkNNNe
— Tobin Stone 🌐 (@tobinjstone) March 20, 2026
TikTok moderation is complete garbage. Every other platform was fine with this, but apparently TrumpTok has such an itchy finger around Israel content they won't even allow a simple video DEBUNKING all the Netanyahu AI stuff from this week. (Sorry for potato quality, Bluesky video is also bad lol.)
— Ryan Broderick (@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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At least once a month one of our videos is thrown in TikTok jail. They've all eventually been freed, but they completely die on the vine afterwards. It's increasingly just not worth it.
— Ryan Broderick (@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 8:37 AM
BREAKING: Iraq declared force majeure on all oilfields developed by foreign companies as the region's military operations disrupted navigation through the Strait of Hormuz, preventing most of its crude exports from moving, oil ministry sources said reut.rs/4dxYjGj
— Reuters (@reuters.com) March 20, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Trump has threatened other nations not to send fuel, hoping to choke Cuba's government into submission. I'll thread some details on the two tankers below, as there's a variety of claims floating around today about them. Please read article for context: https://t.co/SJSBhuQO7T
— Christiaan Triebert (@trbrtc) March 19, 2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cuba rejects US request to import diesel for Havana embassy operations while Trump continues oil blockade of island.
— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Missed this from Tuesday.
— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) March 20, 2026
"Scandinavian airline SAS said it would cancel 1,000 flights in April because of high oil and jet fuel prices..." https://t.co/oXicaOaOj1
FT: Airlines are drawing up contingency plans to deal with potential jet fuel shortages…. Aviation executives said they were struggling to get assurances about the availability of fuel beyond the next month. https://t.co/Y4mDASqwmm
— Annmarie Hordern (@annmarie) March 20, 2026
Here is something I had not realized. Functionally, the US' strategic petroleum reserve may have less capacity than the stated figures.
— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) March 20, 2026
Should stocks fall below a certain threshold, it could damage the structural integrity of the actual storage facility. https://t.co/AIeGeWdXWV pic.twitter.com/qfu5goj5Rn
This horrific story gets worse when you find out how this young woman originally came to the US: as a 17-year-old on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane
— Amanda Katz (@katzish.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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A top disaster response official has used violent rhetoric, shared conspiracy theories and said he once teleported to a Waffle House. https://cnn.it/4bB5OKd
— CNN (@cnn.com) March 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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("didn’t identify themselves or display a warrant before removing the defendant")Wuttt www.latimes.com/california/s...
— Keri Blakinger (@keribla.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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(In the news now because the Thunder are playing in Washington this weekend) (Dodgers visit the Nationals April 3)Thunder won't visit White House due to 'timing issue' reut.rs/4sVRnaq
— Reuters (@reuters.com) March 20, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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One of the more interesting parts of the new CBA is that WNBPA seems to have secured backpay for retired WNBA players. What they get:
— Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) March 20, 2026
$100,000 for retirees with 12+ years of service
$50,000 for retirees with 8-11 years of service
$30,000 for retirees with 5-7 years of service https://t.co/2Oygr8lOoe
I can only imagine the pure fear that runs through a mop guy’s body when there’s a live ball turnover and he’s on the floor. pic.twitter.com/q9uDDUbZ7l
— Ben Stevens (@BenScottStevens) March 20, 2026
You can hear her too lmfaooooo https://t.co/DIvYCP5KFu pic.twitter.com/C4CsImS2VX
— Shabazz 💫 (@ShowCaseShabazz) March 20, 2026
NCAA "Thanks gentlemen good luck tomorrow"
— New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) March 20, 2026
Hofstra players (get up to leave)
Cruz Davis "Can we take the name tags?"
Preston Edmead "Can we?"
Someone "Yes"
(take name tags)
German Plotnikov "Thank you guys"
(leave stage, feed cuts off)
NCAA "Fellas you can't take those"🤣 pic.twitter.com/FKYPq22E5E
Not yet April Fools' Day www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...
— Dieter Thomas Tech™ (@speckbrummsel.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Just an amazing paragraph...
— JM =^) (@jm539581.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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3yo panicked about peeing for reasons I could not ascertain, normal solutions weren’t working
— Matt Bateman (@mbateman) March 12, 2026
I grabbed a nearby octopus stuffy and the words that came out of mouth were “This dumb octopus doesn’t know how to pee”
3yo, immediately: “Oh let me show you how to pee dumb octopus”
New haven union is so beautiful pic.twitter.com/hMLcW5ECes
— Pat🇨🇦 (@ridestheTalot) March 10, 2026
@speer.queer this sweet boy will be looking for a loving family soon 🫶🏻 #dog #shihtzu #fyp ♬ Little Things - Adrián Berenguer
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