Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Today's news and jokes



People need to understand that at the end of the Indy race David Malukas accepted some brisket from the sponsor, Good Ranchers. He popped it in his mouth and for the next 3m30 he chewed on it, attempting to wash it down with champagne. The broadcast ended before he could make himself swallow it.

— Rob Zacny (@robzacny.bsky.social) March 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM






The end result of this war is that we either exit with Shia North Korea controlling the Strait of Hormuz, or pre-1996 Shia Afghanistan with random militias being in a position to fuck with the Strait of Hormuz.

— Sasho Todorov (@sashotodorov.bsky.social) March 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
(Meanwhile, "North Korea Is Getting Serious About Space Weapons")

If Putin facilitates the US-Iran ceasefire, the Norwegian Nobel Committee will have the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable.

— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM








("Using italics that demonstrated the heightened tenor of his ruling")







Ohio State University President Ted Carter has resigned following an “inappropriate relationship,” the school announces

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
("was university president beginning in January of 2024...tenure was marked by the dismantling of diversity, equity and inclusion programs")









































EXCLUSIVE: Jay Graber stepping down as CEO of Bluesky www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

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— Kate Knibbs (@knibbs.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 12:02 PM
(I've never understood this site--free, with no advertising)







I've been thinking about the Rangers' decision to display One Riot, One Ranger, and what it says about who this team is for. So I wrote about that. It's a big ol' bummer. www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...

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— Mike Piellucci (@mikelikessports.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
("Just as some LGBTQ+ fans and employees feel that the only MLB team without a Pride night is not for them. Just as some women aspiring to work for one of the two MLB teams without paid maternity leave may well feel that the Rangers are not for them") (Wikipedia on the statue)







Derrick Jones and Yaw Yeboah have just been issued lifetime suspensions from Major League Soccer for betting on MLS matches. "After reviewing the results of the investigation, MLS concluded that the players engaged in extensive gambling on soccer, including on their own teams."

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— Ben Wright (@benwright.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM


















Luke Kornet denying Magic City Night on the day of the game.

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— JM =^) (@jm539581.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
(Were you better off investing in magic city hoodies or oil?)































My postman loves it when I try to grab his fingers through the letterbox

— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 11:17 AM








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@evee0101 Scenes from blizzard ‘26 #blizzard #snow #snowday #dog #dogtok ♬ sonido original - elias.marin.govea








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