ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) March 14, 2026
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!
TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball. https://t.co/eC4M0ETQva
wait they got the "you would be my concubines" guy??? https://t.co/OBRPCD0xg6 pic.twitter.com/oXamMZICVp
— Jake Christie (@TheJakeChristie) March 14, 2026
Sun Tzu wrote his book because of people like these.
— Urbane Myth (@VitaeKate) March 13, 2026
(explaining war to a conservative in a way that they might understand) bombing a country is kind of like changing their cracker barrel logo
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
("India’s restaurant industry faces large-scale closures if fresh supplies of cooking gas are not immediately made available...Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s government is rationing gas as the war has closed a key supply route and India has minimal reserves")Panic and confusion are spreading in India over just how much gas is left. In today’s India Edition, Menaka Doshi looks at how Modi’s gas policy has failed the Iran War test. https://t.co/vuR4LEJjhG
— Bloomberg (@business) March 12, 2026
Apple is lowering the fees it collects from app developers in China, a rare move aimed at defusing a brewing regulatory showdown in its most important international market.@yoyominnie @Tracyyyqu https://t.co/rzezJrCBGDhttps://t.co/rzezJrCBGD
— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) March 14, 2026
(If Meta settles on the 20% figure, the layoffs will be the company’s most significant since a restructuring in late 2022 and early 2023 that it dubbed the “year of efficiency.”)Exclusive: Meta planning sweeping layoffs as AI costs mount https://t.co/iOHYLALYiJ https://t.co/iOHYLALYiJ
— Reuters (@Reuters) March 14, 2026
Perfect use case for a startup. Nobody will notice it's shit until it's too late
— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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That one fan creating quizzes driving all their traffic...Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything. futurism.com/artificial-i...
— Mike Elgan (@mikeelgan.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Overheard at LaGuardia TSA: “Hey, you know I’m not gettin’ paid, right?”
— Jake Lahut (@jakelahut.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Using the SportsCenter account to promote Oscars gambling. Just the world we live in, https://t.co/kL22pxRAe1
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) March 13, 2026
Texas pair arrested for using fake crows flown by drone - to smuggle these illegal items into Louisiana prison https://t.co/SxFZKXrFuq pic.twitter.com/AT1MWDLHpq
— New York Post (@nypost) March 10, 2026
jessie buckley's face just being everywhere in her hometown ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ pic.twitter.com/W1YVs2XUwc
— 🧬⛓️ (@glorbies) March 12, 2026
I’m at the star studded Warner Bros Oscar party, where David Zaslav just made a lengthy speech paying tribute to ONE BATTLE and SINNERS… while weirdly omitting WEAPONS, even though Oscar frontrunner Amy Madigan and director Zach Cregger are right here, too.
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) March 14, 2026
It’s actually even funnier that he’s an engineer and not an electrician. He’s not some blue collar guy who you would expect to play baseball with the boys in a beer league. He’s a fuckin nerd blowing fastballs by some of the best hitters in the WBC https://t.co/1ss4GVXNey
— liz 💥 (@lizaboth) March 13, 2026
Can’t stop thinking about this Jim Shooter bit about DC editor Mort Weisinger.
— Michel Fiffe (@michelfiffe.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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I can't stop looking at this signature. This is someone who has rejected all of the norms of society and forged their own path.
— Frank Cifaldi (@frankcifaldi.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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@thefunnyfarm444 maybe I’ll lift a few shoulder presses too idk #fyp #makeup ♬ original sound - Lawwtie
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