Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Today's news and jokes

if I ever need a lawyer, somebody call this lady

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— Brandy Zadrozny (@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM














this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

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— Henry (@henrythedog.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
(I didn't see a source for the quote aside from that tweet)







































































One of two announced today















Final Fantasy - JOB CHANGE t-shirt (by Terry Mack) is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/M0lu5h3 #ad

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— Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) February 22, 2026 at 9:41 AM
















@austin_statesman Twelve days after viral videos prompted a wave of concern about the structural integrity of a North Austin flyover, the Texas Department of Transportation will shut down parts of the interchange overnight to fix what it says are bridge joints that have “expanded beyond the intended design.” #atx ♬ original sound - Austin American-Statesman








@dailymail This is the moment a 92-year-old woman was caught scaling an almost 7ft (2.15m) gate to escape her nursing home in China. The video went viral on social media platform Weibo after she swung her body over the tall gates with little to no effort - in just 24 seconds. It’s been reported in a Chinese newspaper that the woman suffers from severe Alzheimer’s. Atlthough she was eventually found near the nursing home, it’s her agility that people online are impressed by. #grandma #china ♬ original sound - Daily Mail








@brookeandsage #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogmom #puppy ♬ original sound - Humphries Family Corgis




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