I ran into Alysa in WalMart today. She told me she's locked in. Go get it, queen. pic.twitter.com/lgiEiCE8rk
— Karen (@Karensk8ergirl) February 15, 2026
(Did they censor her hair?)went to walmart and w/o thinking went “omg alysa liu!” and dude behind next to me whipped around so fast pic.twitter.com/5gxWqfiEPN
— ð‘£² (@143bunni) February 27, 2026
they had to do the strikes before the Claude subscription expired
— DCinvestor (@DCinvestor) March 1, 2026
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
— Bazecraze (@bazecraze.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
— naiive (@naiivememe) February 28, 2026
I embarked on this Google search full of purpose, but I confess to taking a detour pic.twitter.com/7jpWGVjsKV
— Aron Lund (@aronlund) March 1, 2026
"Private security companies have been booking fleets of SUVs to ferry people on the 10-hour drive to Riyadh from Dubai and then charter private planes to take them out of the region... a mix of people, including senior executives at global finance firms and high-net worth… https://t.co/YGK24d906l
— Gregg Carlstrom (@glcarlstrom) March 1, 2026
Cuba is next. Big story here from @vmsalama pic.twitter.com/cBNaw4rKTr
— Yoni Appelbaum (@YAppelbaum) March 1, 2026
(One of the first things ... proposed was a first-person essay by a writer from Santa Barbara ... who volunteered for the IDF. He also models part-time. “It was one of the most bloodthirsty things I’ve ever read,” says one former editor. “And it was also written like YA.”)I’d like to report a murder https://t.co/hGH8cDycM4 pic.twitter.com/TxWMg5B4s8
— csz (@cszabla) February 21, 2026
("escorted in her travels by Special Weapons and Tactics team members")I like to distract myself from the terrifying political news by reading the ridiculous political news.
— Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over
— Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) March 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
(This summary) (This thread makes wilder claims that I suppose might explain some behavior)I know this is emotionally difficult for various left-liberal male podcasters who have developed embarrassing crushes on Platner (PSA, KYE, etc) but start watching REACHER or something
— Vituperative Erb (@vituperativeerb.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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NEWS: Anonymous X accounts with links to Wesley Hunt’s Senate campaign and outside allies have been sharing strategic info, private polling and messaging advice — for months.
— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 28, 2026
Inside the hidden-in-plain sight efforts to skirt coordination limits.https://t.co/MFcHrjQPve pic.twitter.com/ZuHiasdPVy
For as long as I've been online since the mid/late 90s, "Don't let users freely share CSAM" has always felt like the absolute minimum social contract a website has with its user, not to even go into the legal concerns. Twitter can't even do that anymore
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) March 1, 2026
Detailed summary of the allegationsLions CB Terrion Arnold, who was the victim of two robberies at his rental properties for $100K, has allegedly “took the matter into his own hands”.
— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) February 27, 2026
Arnold is accused of kidnapping and armed robbery with his friends in retaliation of the robberies pic.twitter.com/hGQDWVcxrU
"Hang it in the Louvre"
— JM =^) (@jm539581.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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this is what max performance looks like
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Comes with an amber keychain and special packaging 👀
— Modern Notoriety (@ModernNotoriety) February 28, 2026
"Ja will not be contained. Ja breaks free. Ja finds a way." https://t.co/syoc7t8wVn pic.twitter.com/JhvsRfTgUR
This sounds like what the mayor says in the first act of a movie called FIRE TORNADO.
— A.A. Dowd (@aadowd.bsky.social) February 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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@itsanapron ♬ original sound - itsanapron
@espn This court was elevated just enough for the students to trip 😂 (via @djcomerford1) #fail #college ♬ original sound - ESPN
@draftkings If it keeps some of their position players safe, then you can’t blame them 😅 #pittsburghpirates #mlb #baseball #springtraining #pirates ♬ original sound - DraftKings
A small dog ran up to me at the park--before I saw it, I thought it was a child screaming@screamingbailey8 11 pounds.
♬ Scheming Weasel - Tsoulfas Panormitis
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