(Real.)Prime minister of Finland doing pull-ups in a leather jacket.
— Aleksi Roinila 🇫🇮🇪🇺🤝🇺🇦 (@aleroi) April 24, 2022
I'm pretty sure Putin can't do that. pic.twitter.com/lcZIy1q7UK
Monday, April 25, 2022
Today's funny posts
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
The vtuber avatar is the cat, not the woman
Vtuber avatar of a girl with a cat on its shoulder but the vtuber is the cat, not the girl. This is about the greatest thing I've seen done with vtube software https://t.co/aSGUNFl7F1
— mcc (@mcclure111) December 7, 2021
Related:
#MomJokeAlert: When it comes to making coding fun, @girlswhocode certainly "nailed it."💅🏾 😂 My kids LOVED using code to change @DojaCat's nails in our codeable music video. It's such a great way to get young people engaged! Try it now at https://t.co/nNv5jznK0d pic.twitter.com/VImPRIql5h
— Dr. Tarika Barrett (@DrTarikaBarrett) December 7, 2021
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
Watch an avatar as its operator sheds her motion capture suit; Mortal Kombat LCD screen; Experiencing Tenet the way Nolan intended
Taking off the mocap suit... A truly horrifying sight. Miko is Okay though, it's a normal thing that happens. pic.twitter.com/smCLIVrxs7
— Miko (@thecodemiko) December 7, 2020
WANNA SEE SOME TECH?!! This is Miko being mocapped live by technician with facial tracking! pic.twitter.com/a3A5gLWANv
— Miko (@thecodemiko) November 29, 2020
Mortal Kombat LCD game -- fitting 8 characters into a single LCD screen is amazing engineering!
— Ribbon Black (@_RibbonBlack_) December 4, 2020
Notice how a generic figure can be Kano (display the "eye mask" layer), Raiden (display the hat graphic) or Scorpion (display the face mask). Every centimeter of the screen is used 👀 pic.twitter.com/f4DSvYsPsl
I was today years old when I learned that Maria from Silent Hill 2's outfit was based on Christina Aguilera's outfit from the 1999 Teen Choice Awards. pic.twitter.com/hWbxD1wR5H
— DJ ACCIDENT REPORT (@eric_shorey) December 2, 2020
Watching the new Tenet movie just as Christopher Nolan intended pic.twitter.com/qSpDr2tu3k
— Akfestivityhome (@Akfamilyhome) December 8, 2020
Thursday, December 12, 2019
26 years of drawing Storm of the X-Men; Site dedicated to cool Twitter avatars; Destroying art thieves by tricking them into stealing Disney IP
26 years of drawing Storm! ⚡️🌩⚡️ pic.twitter.com/lcq0W0fb2Z
— Russell Dauterman (@rdauterman) December 10, 2019
People with cool avatars. Did a quick and fun side-project. Enjoy!https://t.co/OPuuO08PBZ
— Will Phillips Jr. (@nola_will) December 6, 2019
holiday time therefore time to repost the official sega holiday card from 2009 pic.twitter.com/vTh8WSYpVZ
— lucci® (@greatestjubilee) December 11, 2019
Twitter artists tricking art thieft bots into creating stolen art t-shirts of highly copyrighted images to get them banned. (2019, colorized) pic.twitter.com/RPAlQSikMG
— WildCharge 𓃵 (@wildchargeart) December 5, 2019
Friday, November 29, 2019
Ten funny tweets
A very, VERY important meeting took place today: Reveille and Uga. pic.twitter.com/IxbhwhzooU— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) November 23, 2019
So we stayed at very high-end ryokan with in-room onsen, and when we used our tub, we would notice water cascading from an upper floor. I thought it was run-off from another room. When I went upstairs it turned out to be this. pic.twitter.com/C8iYpIi0SU— LadyQbi (@Ninetail_foxQ) November 23, 2019
What a name pic.twitter.com/nRC3pdl9ej— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) November 23, 2019
Friendly reminder that Jason Alexander played a serial killer on Criminal Minds and this is what he looked like pic.twitter.com/uDwBNedZ8V— Jess Goodwin 🧛🏻♀️ (@thejessgoodwin) November 21, 2019
McDonald's drive thru worker asked what I wanted and I forgot I wasn't talking to my friend but a complete stranger and said "yeah can I get a McChicky" and the guy, in the most exasperated voice, softly says "oh my god."— stiff upper dad lip (@Flynxy) November 21, 2019
I’m cracking up at the $40 ad buy in Wyoming https://t.co/WPFETPcoYO— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) November 22, 2019
Morning Twitter is really emotionally harrowing because you get to log into twelve different threads in progress and half of them are about a new political scandal that happened at 7AM, the other half are people recounting their dreams, and I’m WAY too tired to distinguish them— Christine Love (@christinelove) November 22, 2019
"who the HELL is in my Google Doc" I think furiously, before realizing it's me in a different tab— Nick Morrow (@NRMorrow) November 20, 2019
A pitch invading dog looking absolutely delighted after being played with pic.twitter.com/ZmVpGxZjx3— Footballers with animals (@ftbllrswanimals) November 21, 2019
This is Toffi. She tried her best and that’s all we can ask for. 12/10 and the couch is cancelled pic.twitter.com/dRfHhclbZL— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 27, 2019
*More funny posts.
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Disney's Pandora "utility suit"
Pandora transformer dude. A quirky and fun little piece of entertainment. pic.twitter.com/1hBGdB7TTM— Disney Tourist Blog (@DisTouristBlog) January 23, 2019
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
"Pandora at night sparkles and amazes, but mostly in photos"
But let’s also not pretend these are more than they are: blacklight-lit features on a path that work great when there is a blacklight nearby…and less great when the light is further away.The result in person is an inconsistent pathway experience. Some areas are well-lit and look great, while others clearly have the light-reactive material embedded in them but are as dull as plain concrete because the only blacklights in the area are too far away.
Let’s also admit that this sort of thing photographs as “amazing” when you’ve got an SLR and a multi-second exposure…. but that’s not to say the “reality” looks like this. In a way, pictures are part of the problem, because they end up creating an expectation that cannot possibly be achieved when you are there in person.
Sunday, April 30, 2017
"Mountains are a core competency of the Imagineers"
The parks are an increasingly important part of Disney’s business. Television watchers have been canceling their cable subscriptions, imperiling revenue from ESPN, ABC, Disney Channel, and other properties, which generate the bulk of the company’s profit. Stan Meyers, an analyst at Piper Jaffray Cos. who covers Disney, predicts that by 2020, as its TV profit falters, operating income from the parks will climb by 64 percent, to $5.4 billion.Relatedly:
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At times, according to Daurio, Rowling and Universal were predictably at odds. The company, he says, wanted to serve hamburgers, pizza, and Coke, but Rowling insisted on the kind of British-inspired food that her characters might actually eat, such as shepherd’s pie or fish and chips. (A Universal spokesman says there was never a dispute over food and declined to elaborate on the company’s creative process or its arrangement with Rowling.) As for Coke, Rowling didn’t want a drop poured, which was a problem because it had an exclusive deal to sell its products everywhere in Universal’s parks. “Imagine you’re telling the biggest soda company in the world that has a license throughout the property to sell their product in all your theme parks that they are not going to sell one Coke in the Wizarding World,” Daurio says. “That was an enormous hurdle.” He says Coke eventually consented.
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And as with the Wizarding World, there was food to consider. The Imagineers came up with Na’vi-inspired fare such as bioluminescent cocktails and a mysterious-looking meat-and-cheese item. “You know when you go to a foreign country, something is put in front of you, and it looks really unfamiliar?” Rohde says. “You bite into it, and it’s like, ‘Oh, it tastes like chicken.’ We have this odd little thing that looks like a gushy white little pod. You bite into it, and you go, ‘It just tastes like a cheeseburger.’ ”
Walt Disney World plans to deploy driverless shuttles in Florida
Saturday, April 29, 2017
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
More fun from Reddit's fan theory thread
War of the Worlds:
I thought Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds would have been 100x better if the final shot was that tripod falling down and its alien pilot falling out except for one crucial diffence : instead of a generic alien body, the aliens behind the invasion are E.T's.Avatar:
the planet Pandora functions as a giant and incredibly intelligent neural network, and essentially rewrites Jake Sully's mind to protect one of it's primary networking hubs. Right before he connects to the tree of knowledge (or whatever it was called), he's still talking like a marine, mentioning that he's tired of this hippy bullshit, and how he's super excited that he's getting his legs. Then BAM, he connects to the planet, and suddenly everything is sacred, he's in love, et cetera.Kill Bill:
The Bride doesn't kill Bill in Kill Bill.Scooby-Doo:
First you have to put her rampage in chronological order... She wakes up in the hospitl, kills Buck, flies to Japan, kills everyone in the tea house, then comes back to the states to kill Vernita Green. We know this because O Ren's name is already crossed off the list when she parks outside Vernita's house.
In the process of killing Greene, she accidentally does so in front of her young daughter. Her immediate reaction is shame. She tries to hide the knife behind her leg.
From that point on, she doesn't kill anyone else. Budd dies from a snake bite. Daryl Hannah's character has her eye plucked out but is left alive.
Then we get to Bill... they tell the story of the five point palm fist of death technique, but in the training sequences it's never shown that she learns it. We are specifically told that Pai Mei never taught it to anyone.
The other part that's suspicious is the play acting, when Beatrix first runs into the house there's a play scene with her daughter, they pretend to shoot her and she pretends to be dead. This is what Bill does.
At the end of the film, Beatrix is curled up on a bathroom floor crying "Thank you, thank you." Who is she thanking? Bill for letting her go. It was the only way for either of them to exit the situation gracefully.
During the end credits, each of the people on the list who died gets a line through their name. Daryl Hannah is marked with a question mark because she was left alive... but Bill? Bill's name isn't marked at all.
Because they never killed Bill in Kill Bill.
The original Scooby Doo series is set after a horrible economic depression. Everything is abandoned and falling apart, and all of the villains are people who would normally be really respected (professors, museum curators, celebrities) who have fallen into hard times just like everyone else.The Rock:
Sean Connery's character in The Rock (John Patrick Mason) is actually James Bond. He got caught spying on America and was hidden away in various prisons. "This man does not exist not in the United States or Great Britain" says FBI Director Womack. This ties in with the theory of James Bond being a code name for different agents.Doctor Who:
My current favorite is that in the new series of Doctor Who, the character Rory Williams is actually the Doctors arch nemesis, The Master.
I'm just going to copy and paste the theory:
"Rory has been becoming much more irrational and aggresively violent. Also, in the episode "Let's Kill Hitler" after witnessing River's regeneration and being exposed to RAW TIME ENERGY for the first time, he begins to complain of a "banging in my head", which Amy dismisses as Hitler in the closet. Also think back to "The God Complex". Rory did not have a room. He was the only character they made a point to say did not have one. And when the Doctor looked into his room all he said was "Of course it was you." and we hear the wailing of the TARDIS distress call in 4 repetitions. The only other time it has made this sound was when The Master stole it in series 3."