I just want this lady to succeed with every fibre of my being pic.twitter.com/jesbGgiBiI— Jordan Green (@thejordangreen) November 14, 2018
Twitter, are you trying to trick me into summoning the demon Netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz pic.twitter.com/XUquS9lg91— mcc (@mcclure111) November 17, 2018
why this bag of cat litter look like the poster for a horror film pic.twitter.com/JLFAcmaXuj— talia jane (@itsa_talia) November 17, 2018
NO???? THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAD pic.twitter.com/DHeMol8cEr— Jess Fink 🌈🔥 (@JessFink) November 18, 2018
the only difference between lunchables and a charcuterie board is class aesthetics— Nathan Bernhardt (@jonbernhardt) November 17, 2018
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?— crimesididntcommit (@allthatweforget) November 16, 2018
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her pic.twitter.com/OZJ1yb9WRI— Chloe 'Chloe Adams' Adams (@addamschloe) November 10, 2018
A good morning to no-one except Mary Maloney, a suffragette who followed Winston Churchill around for a week and rang a large bell whenever he started speaking: pic.twitter.com/9LVItO66BH— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) November 5, 2018
He murdered my French press this morning and I retaliated by getting him a puzzle toy full of treats that he can’t figure out pic.twitter.com/5MK5iZMURt— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 18, 2018
Creed performed at Cowboy Stadium in 2001, and to this day it is the funniest thing I have ever seen. You cannot medically prepare yourself for what happens 9 seconds into this clip pic.twitter.com/G30vCvnZ1t— CPAC Chopra (@steak_ham) November 18, 2018