This is a cockatoo eating pizza on the roof pic.twitter.com/nRWhghOaxT— Paige Burton (@Paige_Burton) November 17, 2018
some drunk kid just asked me if my name was short for “menorah”— nora (@noralltogether) November 19, 2018
Such a perfect related reading link inserted into Bloomberg's story on the Nissan-Renault chief being busted for tax fraud and various other white collar misconduct https://t.co/ad5CAoAWq6 pic.twitter.com/m4iIfuJjOb— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 19, 2018
I told dad we didn’t have any red wine for dinner and he told me to put some food coloring in white wine. I’ve never been more ashamed.— Sarah (@chekov18) November 18, 2018
Pre tenure, post tenure. https://t.co/DbfMEavrqk— The Dr. Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) November 18, 2018
*gets hit by a car*— gym leader khy 👲🏽 (@itsKhyamii) November 18, 2018
passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”
me: “Please... I need my... phone”
*opens Twitter*
me: “LMFAOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
That’s exactly how a home robot that WOULD destroy humanity would describe itself. https://t.co/YUrcbXIqwi— Paul Lang (@rudemrlang) November 18, 2018
There were some construction workers standing over a hole in the sidewalk with a ladder going down into it so I asked "what's in the hole" and this man looked me dead in the eyes and said "power" and walked away like that was enough of an explanation— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 19, 2018
...and I was never asked to host Thanksgiving ever again. #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingWeek #Holiday #Horror #Cthulhu #amwriting #ChristmasCountdown #writerslife #hostess #dinner #surprise pic.twitter.com/mniCJ2gTnG— Autumn Faraday (@AutumnFaraday) November 19, 2018
Just a word of advice, this book is NOT about what you want it to be about. pic.twitter.com/TuH9G7LzqD— Barry Petchesky (@barry) November 20, 2018