Sean McVay has his own "Get Back Coach" to keep him on the sidelines during the game 😂— ESPN (@espn) January 21, 2019
(via @NFLFilms)pic.twitter.com/pIzh1kLWvS
same energy pic.twitter.com/e1c6auF81z— Netflix US (@netflix) January 22, 2019
I came to ikea for one reason only pic.twitter.com/cONhEd1wT1— emily hu (@emilyyyhu) January 20, 2019
Imagine ya boy Athanasius showing up at the Council of Nicaea sporting a pair of these with his sandals: pic.twitter.com/PltLzFiRjS— harry distaff (@weevilofdoubt) January 18, 2018
I like that Gilgamesh ordered the first great work of literature to be written about him and his major character flaw at the beginning is that he's too good at having sex— Judah Fishmonger (@praisegodbarbon) January 22, 2019
The dominant theory among experts for the total absence of women art forgers is that they are simply never caught. https://t.co/jTLx93pH5V— Malcolm Harris (@BigMeanInternet) January 23, 2019
THIS “SNOW STORM” IS CAUSING MCDONALDS TO CLOSE FOR 18,000 YEARS. UNBELIEVABLE. pic.twitter.com/8COT7C42LR— snow nugget (@leeIees) January 20, 2019
Was the fall of Rome also this fucking embarrassing?— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) January 23, 2019
Every day I stare out the window @shopify at a cat in someone’s apartment. Weeks ago @_myles and I asked what its name was. Today they obliged and weve never been happier. pic.twitter.com/NKkMN9ViD4— Erika Strong (@Erika_Strong) January 23, 2019
[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) January 23, 2019
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WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!