Now that's what I call discourse! pic.twitter.com/xcKZt1nc9D— Nolan Gray (@mnolangray) January 21, 2019
How would you like to give a speech, except the audience is also you, and it's forever. Welcome to thinking baby— Not a lawyer (@InternetHippo) January 20, 2019
Did you know: The TimesUp bracelets scald the wrists of the unworthy— Elena Nicolaou (@elenawonders) January 6, 2019
the box is too small so she sits behind it instead pic.twitter.com/SdpNmL2vGD— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) January 22, 2019
Let us help make the bed 😹😹— 🌿Nature Is Marvelous🌾 (@marveIousnature) January 18, 2019
Lovely little Sphinx babies . pic.twitter.com/di7fquyFxo
Is this man going to try and take a fridge on the subway... yes, yes he is. pic.twitter.com/V2EOJHHNZf— Meredith Franzese (@merefranz) January 18, 2019
I’m on this braiders website looking at prices. This has me cracking up 😂 pic.twitter.com/LrBDWbIXyC— Eb! (@Ebmadi) January 19, 2019
my Survivor strategy would be staring directly into the camera while slowly bringing random foraged berries and leaves to my mouth to see if production would stop me from getting poisoned or not— ✨ rachel ✨ (@ohhoe) January 19, 2019
Once I asked my Siberian-born boyfriend "Hey, when you were growing up, did your parents put up your artwork on the fridge?" and he said"No, they didn't put up my art", and then added, "And we didn't have a fridge"— Amanda Wong (@amandawtwong) January 2, 2019
For Christmas this year my boyfriend got me a calendar filled with photos of all the times I've fallen asleep watching TV (which apparently happens a lot). pic.twitter.com/TfFtJxqnkG— Sam 🐱 (@SamGriffBlog) December 26, 2018