every single time I have a successful interaction with a stranger I think of this post pic.twitter.com/M8FKlQY8X3— bonnie 🌻 (@bonniequeue) January 17, 2019
Surely the best find pic.twitter.com/e3J54eSLLY— Cian (@ciannotseean) December 20, 2018
Michael Cohen spent Trump's money on a Twitter account talking about how hot Michael Cohen is, and the results are incredible. https://t.co/c6PYVuC9I9 pic.twitter.com/ehHTHWpsyJ— Will Sommer (@willsommer) January 17, 2019
“People of this plane! Do not attempt to adjust your screens! I am Woj and I bring you news!” pic.twitter.com/uTlZlQdmaG— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) January 17, 2019
I take no credit, just sharing because it amused me. pic.twitter.com/CXk1BfaJYx— Andrew Griffith (@glovestudios) January 18, 2019
In a case anyone was worried Qatar insist they are “fine”. They’ve even got a bus to say as much. pic.twitter.com/t0wna8WTrS— tariq panja (@tariqpanja) January 17, 2019
Only in LA: Cops on the tarmac at LAX are trying to wrangle a passenger's dog, Cashmere, that somehow got loose @flyLAXairport— Alene Tchekmedyian (@AleneTchek) January 18, 2019
At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die— regular skeleton (@Merman_Melville) March 10, 2016
Why is it "kill baby Hitler" rather than "make Hitler's mom fall in love with YOU" or "kidnap Hitler's grandpa and strand him in Nepal just before he meets Hitler's grandma"? People lacking in imagination should not have time machines.— Will Wilkinson 🌐 (@willwilkinson) January 18, 2019
Here’s two uncut minutes of Wilson-after-bath, including me bringing him a towel and him continuing to rub his body everywhere on the carpet EXCEPT the towel. pic.twitter.com/t6JtsKQZEg— anne camlin @ seventh circle deadline purgatory (@sadweirdfunny) April 12, 2018