hey when do we dig up that groundhog and throw it at the sun again— shrimp eating mammal (@walruslifestyle) January 2, 2019
I let my dog lick the wooden spoon after I made dinner and he fucking ate it pic.twitter.com/TNqoRaFbAt— queer girl (@queergirlblogs) January 14, 2019
This is literally the most insane thing I've ever discovered. The first ingredient in this organic chicken stock is itself organic chicken stock. And then that organic chicken stock is defined as a combination of water and organic chicken stock. pic.twitter.com/6wctC44OGk— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) January 13, 2019
Time once again for baby races in Sacramento pic.twitter.com/C8DlHhuDSk— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 13, 2019
My man held up his BEER in the Simba Cam pic.twitter.com/qEPAI0sOgZ— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 13, 2019
Chris Simms just getting bodied by the refs out herepic.twitter.com/WMhuMFb9XQ— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) January 13, 2019
Sean Payton did the Key & Peele handshake routine to perfection pic.twitter.com/oVq7AFudOF— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) January 13, 2019
Ingram and Kamara pic.twitter.com/6QoWsideMY— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) January 14, 2019
This adorable dog came and sat opposite me on the train all by himself and stared at me until I stroked him. This should be standard on all services. pic.twitter.com/DCf9ivjV9N— Laura James (@Girl_by_the_Aga) January 14, 2019
Don't fight a cat. Use your brain. Use drugs. (From a veterinary textbook) pic.twitter.com/ZMNEEmMAhI— Andrew Gorcester (@marginoferror) November 29, 2017
Juneau’s been getting destructive when we leave home, so today I put him in a pen ~1.5x his height while I ran some errands. This is how I found him when I got back. That dog bed doesn’t even belong there. pic.twitter.com/AAHLg9FOr4— Kelly Weill (@KELLYWEILL) January 13, 2019