Luke: Wait, Leia is my sister?— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) January 6, 2019
Obi-Wan: Yes, Luke.
Luke: Then I’m actually PRINCE Luke!
Obi-Wan: What? No you’re not. You’re a dirt farmer.
Luke: But you said—
Obi-Wan: Please stop it, you’re embarrassing yourself.
— Dylan (@imdumbhard) January 11, 2019
Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 12, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/PfmT2GLCGD— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) January 12, 2019
why do ppl make their "hogwarts house" part of their identity? the four hogwarts houses are literally:— im gay follow me (@cakeoryx) January 10, 2019
-cops
-Saturday morning cartoon villains
-sapiosexuals
-centrists
Saw this real life Peanuts character (wearing a peanuts shirt) in a Helen Levitt picture (my favorite photographer at the moment) so I had to draw it pic.twitter.com/tVk9pEMZuj— ben sears (@bensears) January 12, 2019
A long-term love affair is nothing more than choosing to continue to live with someone you suspect is filling the dishwasher like that just to hurt you.— Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) January 12, 2019
The movie Looper is an allegory for what happens when someone discovers posts you made at the age of fifteen. It's like your younger self is traveling through time to cancel you.— Pretty Fly for a Reply Guy (@SeanRMoorhead) January 12, 2019
Things are still not settled between Blake Griffin and the Clippers. 👀 pic.twitter.com/lZOAIkmEte— House of Highlights (@HoHighlights) January 12, 2019
stop complaining about ur life, theres people out there who are literally allergic to dogs— anthony (@TakeCarePT2) January 11, 2019
Pet the kitty. pic.twitter.com/dtVFAfDQto— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) January 12, 2019