“Little kids come up to me all the time and I don’t know where they come from. There are kids in my building and every morning they’re like ‘good morning Kylo Ren’ I’m like hold on I haven’t had my coffee yet.” ๐ -#AdamDriver pic.twitter.com/a7KAErdkoB— SAG-AFTRA Foundation (@sagaftraFOUND) January 13, 2019
emotionally preparing myself for the arrival of LIBERTY RAZOR: the first razor where all five blades trigger the libs— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) January 15, 2019
Did anyone see the Amazon show Comrade Detective, which is a fictional communist propaganda series about Romanian cops fighting evil capitalists? There's a scene in it where in the American embassy, two guys are eating giant piles of hamburgers. No idea why I just thought of it. pic.twitter.com/CREtIwbL01— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) January 15, 2019
It's a "snacks arriving under armed guard" kind of day in Westminster pic.twitter.com/yow4B9GUdr— Andy Silke (@andysilke) January 15, 2019
Supersized teacups at a ceremony in Saidai-ji. https://t.co/mpC9iUooje pic.twitter.com/fSs0Ea1XJz— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) January 15, 2019
bubblegum wasnt invented until 1928 so if you travel to 1927 dont describe something as "bubblegum pink" or they'll know you're from the future and they will lock you in the clink— Gregory Mammal-Friend ๐ (@cat_beltane) January 15, 2019
It would have caused a lot less confusion for future generations if Mary Shelley had stuck with her original ending of having the Monster kick his creator off the ice floe while bellowing "WHO'S FRANKENSTEIN NOW, BITCH?"— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) January 14, 2019
One of the many benefits of speaking Welsh is that you can walk faster than non-Welsh speakers. ๐ถ♀️๐ถ♂️ pic.twitter.com/lyPdQKTRx8— ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ช๐บDylan Thomas๐ช๐บ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ (@DylanThomas90) January 15, 2019
Sorry Home Depot. I read Dune, I'm not putting my hand in the box. pic.twitter.com/1JrHfnH2Gm— Laurent Baumann (@lobau) March 20, 2017
What idiot called them the bene gesserit instead of the spice girls— law dog (@MeIguess81) January 15, 2019