Isn't spiderman's "spider sense" just like...anxiety??— Jessi Sheron makes mermaid comics (@JessiSheron) November 28, 2019
this shit fucking sent me pic.twitter.com/DP8gW4A2XC— honey darlinš„ (@queen_lindsey21) November 27, 2019
Tfw your name is literally Ghost and you give your babysitters a goddamn heart attack when you disappear for 20 minutes, only to be found in the most INSANE hiding spot ABOVE the closet pic.twitter.com/C9fho3yvNm— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 28, 2019
Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on board?— Parker (@jeffparker) November 27, 2019
Dad (nudging me): Wake, lad. Today we watch a man die
— Culler Sports (@CullerSports) November 28, 2019
one time someone said pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell and i haven’t been the same since— OLIVIA (@HoneyEyedOlive) November 27, 2019
This Thanksgiving, give someone you love the gift of not telling your airport story. Remember Pinboard's golden test for layover stories and dreams: is it so entertaining that the person you told would one day retell it to a complete stranger, to entertain them? No. It never is.— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 28, 2019
I'm not against this... but now it seems the guy is making a secret sign (I hope they saved the original pics in an archive though) https://t.co/Dt0TGpj1uW— SebastiĆ”n PĆriz (@SebastianPiriz) November 7, 2019
omg this is gonna be perfect for when we talk about ice cubes https://t.co/3nOGOPtEHU— nope (@LilNasX) October 29, 2019
midsommar and high school musical cinematic parallels pic.twitter.com/pDnrLMYvBM— ophelia (@a24florencepugh) November 28, 2019
Dis mine pic.twitter.com/kgwOfQ8pLz— Dogs are the best people (@_TheBestDogs) November 30, 2019
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