When my husband was taking turkey out of oven he spilled the roasting juice down his front and the three preceded to try and eat his pants... pic.twitter.com/DEz9LGoczT— dmfeil60 Denise McEwen Feil (@dmfeil60) November 29, 2019
In S1E1 Picard is visibly shook to encounter Beverly and Wesley. It’s because of the crushing guilt Picard felt not just for betraying his best friend Jack Crusher by sleeping with his wife, but because, as Jack’s commander, he then sent the man TO HIS DEATH.— Andy Khouri (@andykhouri) November 29, 2019
This explains the visceral discomfort and even rage that Wesley’s presence ignites when he’s in Picard’s presence. The boy, clearly his son, is a hellish reminder to Picard of his disgraceful failure as a friend and possibly criminal actions as commander. It’s truly nightmarish.— Andy Khouri (@andykhouri) November 29, 2019
suitcase on the bed. RT if this is your version of a cursed image pic.twitter.com/t4xMnUjxKM— Elahe Izadi (@ElaheIzadi) December 2, 2019
Not a day passes w/o remembering— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) November 30, 2019
Tori Spelling wrote a memoir
called Stori Telling.
Fave election story this weekend has been that IDS knocked on the door of my friend's grandma and dad in Chingford. They thought the best thing they could do was invite him in for a cuppa and a 45 min chat so he wouldn't bother anyone else. Both voting Labour. Love to see it.— Edi (@probablyedith) December 1, 2019
Don't offer Lindsey Vonn a cow if you don't want her to keep it. She got raise a cow money. https://t.co/BNPCrz2h1f— Brandi, #1 Fan of Lindsey Vonn's Bonus Cow™ 🐮 (@ItsTheBrandi) December 1, 2019
My kids: Why don't we have an elf on the shelf? Everybody else--— Jenn Marie Thorne (@juniperjenny) November 29, 2019
Me: An elf? In this house?! You listen to me and listen good, never trust the fae and never EVER extend an invitation. I JUST finished warding, for goodness sakes boys
Guy Fieri, I am. For America’s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives I look. pic.twitter.com/tYb5zYvrFs— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) December 2, 2019
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