Well, this one is definitely going in my talk... pic.twitter.com/pNkc5IZaru— Effy Elden (@ineffyble) December 1, 2019
when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fell and hit his head. he died instantly. that’s when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you’ll need a slow cooker,— Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO (@nachdermas) December 2, 2019
Thinking about how a history teacher at the high school in the town I grew up in—who happened to be the brother of the guy who played The Todd on Scrubs—would quiet a class down by flickering the lights until chatter waned then saying, "Think of death, and be silent."— John Maher (@JohnHMaher) December 3, 2019
....but soon.... pic.twitter.com/Ep8QFxBkdS— natasha allegri (@natazilla) December 4, 2019
this fantastic/hilarious lede needs to be optioned for the opening narration of a mini-series detailing one comic night in the lives of ATM thieves, which involves...actually stealing an entire goddamn ATM, just walking away with it https://t.co/2ySBAj0QF9 pic.twitter.com/5kzBKvG4mI— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) December 3, 2019
If I aged as slowly as #BabyYoda I’d be making some serious bank right now.— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) December 4, 2019
guy at the nike store asked me if any of their “athletes” helped me out today. calm down— alexa (@playnikes) December 3, 2019
— kay🌸 (@sIuttykayIa) December 2, 2019
This is Jackson. She runs outside every time she hears a coconut fall off the tree. They’re her favorite thing in the world. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/COJjJ7kbog— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 4, 2019
Efficiently rebuffed enthusiasm of the day. pic.twitter.com/U2HSjCP8YI— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 3, 2019
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