it would be the greatest show of all time because 1) the stilted fakeness of late night talk shows would be camped up by the presence of Muppets and 2) we would have a new rubric to judge celebrities by, ie, how well they interact with Muppets— Caroline O’Donoghue (@Czaroline) December 29, 2019
crazy stuff would happen!! like they would book Marlon Brando, who for some reason in this universe is still alive, but "double-book" him with a pianist fish called Marlin Grando. They would sit next to each other on the couch awkwardly and then play Heart and Soul on the piano!!— Caroline O’Donoghue (@Czaroline) December 29, 2019
Kermit would be a dazzling interviewer but sometimes he would lose patience with the guests and the teleprompter. He would also have long-standing beefs with random celebrities from the 70s like Francis Ford Coppola— Caroline O’Donoghue (@Czaroline) December 29, 2019