How Nicole always found the way to be in the center despite it being an even number of girls in the group is honestly iconic. https://t.co/qFU6EDBMD9— Nick+ (@Creat1ve) November 25, 2019
Everyone is terrified of the prospect of an uncanny double who looks like you but isn’t you, and who uses their powers to take over your life and destroy it. Yet everyone loves children. I’m here to tell you you can’t have it both ways— John MacNeill Miller (@Snarls_Dickens) November 26, 2019
Get Him to Notice You This Fall by Holding a Football: https://t.co/im8IXem41P pic.twitter.com/eA7mRWJDjc— Reductress (@Reductress) November 27, 2019
Japanese lawmakers take part in a drill to practice the use of disaster-prevention helmets https://t.co/tUQVeZOAqs pic.twitter.com/bPf01Dt4Jp— Reuters (@Reuters) November 27, 2019
when everyone is a contrarian you have to say you're a contrarian in more contrarian ways https://t.co/5vIIkxQFAd pic.twitter.com/MzYN1RPjzj— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) November 26, 2019
if someone you know is getting deeply into making bread from scratch they are deeply depressed I promise you— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) November 26, 2019
I wonder what Kawhi Leonard said with a straight face to make Sam Cassell crack up like that on the Clippers' bench. 😂— Tomer Azarly (@TomerAzarly) November 27, 2019
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ours is a wild creation called seafoam salad. i thought this was a normal thing every family made and served for thanksgiving next to the turkey and the stuffing until i was 18. pic.twitter.com/xE7mQ8W99R— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) November 23, 2019
told my wife we should get matching sweaters and she just laughed at me smh pic.twitter.com/iruezDF0SC— nick (@nick_pants) November 27, 2019
Me laughing at my own jokes pic.twitter.com/XLdLUoRTWh— Keah Brown (@Keah_Maria) November 28, 2019
Hi twitter. This is Rufus. He a real dog. He lives at this pub. He does this everyday. He’s an absolute madman with absolutely no respect for gravity. pic.twitter.com/RtFYPrxiIN— v i o l e t (@IAmVioletSkies) November 27, 2019
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