I Tried Giving My Daughter The Worst Xmas Gift Ever & I Didn’t Expect This Reaction 😢 pic.twitter.com/44cJytI83m— LGND (@iamlgndfrvr) December 20, 2019
THIS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN LMFAOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/xx7RE6G9Gr— Sherean (@Sherean_Ismail) December 16, 2019
I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 19, 2019
My fave Christmas trivia is that Dickens saw a tombstone he thought said "SCROOGE: A MEAN MAN" and wanted to write a backstory for a guy who was such a piece of shit his tombstone said so (it later turned out to say "a meal man," i.e. a cornmeal merchant)— Zack the Halls with Budryks of Holly (@BudrykZack) December 18, 2019
My mom asked me to help her decorate christmas cookies pic.twitter.com/ZXGe76HuBC— ♝ 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 ♝ (@aalexandriabish) December 19, 2019
mum just asked why there is only one marley brother in this bbc adaptation of a christmas carol, correctly assuming that muppets christmas carol is the original text— claire biddles (@msclairebiddles) December 22, 2019
elf: the reindeer need names— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) December 6, 2019
santa: fine, uhh dasher
elf: ok
santa: dancer
elf: uh huh
santa: prancer
elf: got it
santa: vixen
elf: yep-what?
santa: *licking lips* vixen
I feel like they should definitely have the word ‘his’ before boyfriend. pic.twitter.com/HmHqbBNviZ— Joe J. (@JoeJ_25) December 21, 2019
Enjoying my favorite holiday classic, The Polar Express! pic.twitter.com/9J1FWzpKY7— Mike Rosenthal (@VectorBelly) December 21, 2019
shelter pups picking out their own christmas presents 😭 pic.twitter.com/ujWkI7mock— mar❁ (@zxmbee) December 21, 2019
You’d better watch out, you’d better watch out, you’d better watch out, I’m telling you why, Father Cryptmas is coming to get you on his Slay....💀 🎄🎁 Merry Christmas, everyone! pic.twitter.com/ZJrWawzLvA— santa hat-ty 🎄 (@hattsandsocks) December 23, 2019
🎶 All of the other reindeers 🎶 Used to laugh and call him names 🎶so he killed them pic.twitter.com/GTtXrEHBSD— Gecko (@geckoofficial) October 28, 2017