My dad is retired, and has started walking dogs at the local shelter on Wednesday mornings. He sends a picture and little bio about them sometimes.— Andrea Richardson (@AandreaLleigh) January 29, 2020
CC: @dog_rates @dogfather pic.twitter.com/HYdHsdnFi0
A sourdough starter is a tamagotchi for people in their 30s— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) January 29, 2020
I once changed my online dating profile, and pretended to be a sentient crème brûlée. I got more than double the likes than I did with my normal profile, and even a bunch of messages.— Fesshole (@fesshole) January 31, 2020
graphic design is my passion pic.twitter.com/q9hq8Bwsxh— Jill Biden's right index finger (@evren__7) January 31, 2020
Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don’t know how you got the money, 10 months later you’re watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions— Luke (@NotLukeEberhart) January 30, 2020
Schrödinger's cat demonstrating here that cats are plasmas they are neither solid nor liquid pic.twitter.com/p41HvYkf4Q— Khai (@ThamKhaiMeng) January 31, 2020
Marc Davis has had it with Eric Gordon’s reactions to foul calls pic.twitter.com/TOytbETwAV— Alykhan Bijani (@Rockets_Insider) January 30, 2020
finally my ship of "the two figures from the MSN Messenger icon" is being validated https://t.co/uAPOgBcfiV— the internet's michael lutz (@WarrenIsDead) January 30, 2020
well u wasnt no Kobe lol https://t.co/woecpLZiFY— sailor moon (@70sluvchild) January 29, 2020
I’m on the edge of my seat! pic.twitter.com/tn2MbABmZe— Gillian OShaughnessy (@GillOshaughness) January 31, 2020
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