less than 24 hours before we're in "joker wins best picture oscar" twitter— Kate Barrett (@thewaether) February 9, 2020
... “I’ve been in the scarf game 10 years now.” pic.twitter.com/hboWNFfAbt— Toronto Raptors (@Raptors) February 5, 2020
FUN GAME: When someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say “Like the murderer?!”— Nope, It's Gone (@Joust_A_Minute) February 7, 2020
dads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am pic.twitter.com/TNsEoykgOT— Nathan Allebach (@nathanallebach) February 5, 2020
It’s not a trip to Japan until your taxi driver swerves into a huge wall of snow and you have to dig him out and push the car off in the freezing cold pic.twitter.com/8411vFlgWQ— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) February 8, 2020
XFL wild. Soon as you fumble, a reporter can walk right up to you, like “So, you fumbled the game away. What happened?”— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) February 8, 2020
I love it
Just turned on the XFL.— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) February 8, 2020
Kicker missed a field goal and they immediately interviewed him on the sideline asking what happened haha.
Jerry Glanville pic.twitter.com/lHLfp8QoW1— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 9, 2020
life comes at you fast pic.twitter.com/BsUin5hMeh— 💗🍓 eevee 🍓💗 (@eevee) February 8, 2020
“HEEEEY! Don’t fuckin sneak up on my like that!” pic.twitter.com/NPC7vmzDkT— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) February 8, 2020
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