great idea to get dr seuss in to come up with the scientific name for the llama pic.twitter.com/lxdJtifyuI— reni 🤹🏿♂️ (@reniadeb) February 9, 2020
The greatest work of science fiction I’ve ever been involved with - my Men in Black profit statement - arrived for the holidays. Sadly it lost 6x what it lost last period. Impressive for a movie that hasn’t been out in 22 years. Unless it’s been *sneaking* out. Yeah, that’s it. https://t.co/fE3bFMRJvb— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) December 27, 2019
a common feature of old hotels and homes, sometimes found in medicine cabinets or on walls, was a razor blade disposal slot. if your blade got dull, you just put it in the slot, no need to worry about throwing it away safely— DROP & RUN (@atomicthumbs) February 9, 2020
...they just ended up in a pile in the wall pic.twitter.com/IXKcLgD7nc
Good morning everyone. Let’s rise and grind 💪 pic.twitter.com/L1dOkscnEg— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 11, 2020
If you wanna make fun of Biden that’s fine, but ask yourself if you would have been brave enough to stand on the Senate floor in 1989 and say, “We gotta be honest with ourselves, because Italians aren’t driving Chevys anymore. And America needs to wake up to that fact!”— Tom Ley (@ToLey88) February 12, 2020
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I have finally figured out what Twitter's feed design was born for: dramatic reveals of insane bird feet pic.twitter.com/hcigR1H3Tm— Joshua Benton (@jbenton) February 11, 2020
Many cultures around the world have a legend of a Bon Jovi-like figure.— Scott Barolo (@sbarolo) February 12, 2020
In Germany he is known as Guten Joven; in Brazil he is Bom João https://t.co/A12129eONc
Have a good day :) pic.twitter.com/8AaGD0ELen— ash slinging slasher (@ashtonpizzillo) February 10, 2020
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