after extensive research and analysis, i believe i have determined who did The Flush https://t.co/QoOyeQ0J37— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) May 8, 2020
what’s everyone mad about today— brian feldman (@bafeldman) May 8, 2020
During a conversation I had years ago, someone told me they voted for Brexit so they wouldn't have click "Accept Cookies" on every website. I think about that all the time.— Alex Pearlman 💡 (@lexikon1) May 8, 2020
Are you ready for images of the best “soap but for MEN” product you’ve ever seen? pic.twitter.com/kVAWb57UlF— Shayna Moon, Unity Lich (@qorquiq) May 8, 2020
Historical evidence of a Klingon pic.twitter.com/hO2agUYmTR— A.Degen 閉塞感2020 (@ADACTIVITY) May 8, 2020
We’ve done a lot wrong in this country but you rarely hear about pies getting stolen off windowsills any more— Charles Finch (@CharlesFinch) May 8, 2020
Why are birds so perfect we don’t deserve them pic.twitter.com/gEXqVycGKz— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) May 8, 2020
As a vampire, at night I explode into 100 bats and wrap all my bat selves up in burrito blankets to cuddle so I don't feel so alone pic.twitter.com/UiCkXsiWA0— to kill a petit bourgeoise (@vulpes_rex) May 8, 2020
What is wrong with Zara?— Dani | Marketing • Tech • Travel | (@danicaSnelson) May 8, 2020
What is that woman doing up there and what does it have to do with Mid-Rise Pants? 💀 pic.twitter.com/oJLk3nLSYs
Enough time has passed that I think I can tell you about Cesar, the feral dog I rescued from the LA River. It was quite a journey and I want to explain what happened. A thread. pic.twitter.com/HKbb3QbAZE— Sally Kuchar (@sallykuchar) May 8, 2019
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