...oh. pic.twitter.com/EneKwk8r0n— Stephen Farrow 🇪🇺 (@stephenfarrow) May 17, 2020
Lol, mine also does this. She especially likes to lurk at the top of the stairs *in the dark*.— Bethany Simonsen (@Bethanyrambles) May 16, 2020
Murder cat is murderous.
Some people really have this TikTok thing on lock. This is hard. pic.twitter.com/IWZtoiInwe— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) May 17, 2020
Y’all. Hit translate on this tweet! https://t.co/UQ1fGusGvf— Ludacris stan account (@VizyLawrence) May 16, 2020
I’ve always thought my boyfriend had kind of a dumb face and in this, our eighth week of quarantine, I finally told him so. He responded that— Olga Khazan (@olgakhazan) May 16, 2020
1) he knows
2) he sees it as his secret strength
why is this so fucking funny pic.twitter.com/icvPLUUNm3— “no IM me,” (@SlGMAKLIM) May 15, 2020
Absolutely in awe of the contestants for the 1980s world’s strongest man competition pic.twitter.com/egZrwbY05d— Thicc Description (@timeoutalexc) May 13, 2020
Michael Jordan: I’m mean but I win.— Josh Johnson (@secondfret) May 16, 2020
Every tech bro on Twitter:
I’M CRYING. MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS VALIDATED. I’M GOING TO BE EVEN MORE OF A JERK ON MONDAY. I AM MICHAEL JORDAN. DEAR JOURNAL HERE ARE TEN MEAN THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO SOMEONE NEXT WEEK SO I CAN WIN.
So the #Bundesliga ⚽️🇩🇪 is about to re-start, while games are still off elsewhere in 🇪🇺— Jon Worth (@jonworth) May 15, 2020
Explaining things that happen in Germany to non-German audiences, and doing things with diagrams, is my business
So here's the "How to choose a Bundesliga Team" Diagram V1.0.0 pic.twitter.com/ORK5fsizG0
ESTE VIDEO ME HA HECHO SUPER FELIZ pic.twitter.com/gbPJFEiEzN— gatitos gorditos (@GorditosGatitos) May 22, 2020
thinking about in 7th grade when I got escorted to the police station after school because they found out I was prank calling local businesses as “ricky pee pee” and when i walked in, the officer who was waiting there with my mom to talk to me said “if it isn’t ricky pee pee”— chris donis (@thechrisdonis) May 21, 2020
we lost many fine men to the “candy cannon.” a fearsome weapon https://t.co/XlTjAomWfd— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) May 23, 2020
My favorite part of the candy cannon is how far away everyone has to stand, which is how you know it’s good.— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) May 23, 2020
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