"It’s disgusting to put workers at risk by looting. You do it by chipping away at their health benefits and eventually laying them off. There’s a right way and wrong way to do this.” https://t.co/IQ7JhGn9hM— Tim Maughan (@timmaughan) May 28, 2020
My new favorite craft: take a regular paper grocery bag, cut it into strips, carefully weave them together for about four hours, and end up with... another brown paper bag, but smaller and less useful. A millennial craft. pic.twitter.com/MGJFD2LWFk— Sarah Marshall (@Remember_Sarah) May 27, 2020
mom: I found a box full of dolls in the garage. Do you want them?— emily (@AngstyX) May 27, 2020
me: what kind of dolls?
mom: disco dolls.
mom: they look like they're going to a disco.
me: i don't know what you're talking about. send me a pic. pic.twitter.com/kBrICo1LJD
My brothers ex had been stealing our Netflix for the past two months now by disguising her account as “settings” and honestly I ain’t even mad. I’m just really disappointed in myself for actually believing that an account named “settings” would legitimately be Netflix settings pic.twitter.com/fSn3BSCcZh— bruh (@yellowgengar2) May 27, 2020
I love when smart people follow me, it makes me feel like a little court jester— little piss pants, PhD (@applyingforjob) May 26, 2020
i love when guys on dating apps ask “how is a gorgeous girl like you single” I’m mentally ill, brandon— mads (@madddiexo) May 25, 2020
maybe I’m just tired and/or have been trapped inside for the better part of the past two months, but goldo is the funniest shit I’ve seen in my life pic.twitter.com/f74XIIh7v9— Nathan Grayson (@Vahn16) May 26, 2020
6 Ways To Make Your Neighbor Move Away Using Nothing But A Common Crow https://t.co/xak1aBDFb6— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 28, 2020
I can't even remember the last time someone asked me if Pepsi is ok pic.twitter.com/IMUYl6p91b— Rob Yeo (@robjyeo) May 28, 2020
I've found you and I missed you so much! pic.twitter.com/VkYbbNdyNK— Meriel (@MerielMyers) May 27, 2020
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