thinking of my high school classmate who said "my people built that" referring to the gothic architecture of Notre-Dame because she identified as a goth— JP (@jpbrammer) May 21, 2020
HBO Max launches tomorrow and I'm excited to find out whether or not I have it.— Keith Phipps (@kphipps3000) May 26, 2020
🚨 NEW ⚾️ SHIRT 🐕 ALERT! 🚨— BreakingT (@BreakingT) May 20, 2020
Fred McGriff—aka the Crime Dog—gets results. #WearTheMoment
Latest drop in The @MLBPAA Collection: https://t.co/85SfMyXuZk pic.twitter.com/NGbr71jkBf
— ġєиєяλኗʞ✇ḄยፕɎLġץΨ☍lʎʇnᙠⓇⓃⒶT҉๏เɭєፕ↫ (@Rubber0Cement) May 21, 2020
a group of virgos is called correct— ምኞት (@blanketm9) May 19, 2020
I will never be over the hilarity of the time when I told my fiance that i wanted matching pajamas and he looked at me like I was crazy as hell and said "you want to match the bed" and then when I said " ..no...." he looked scared and followed that up with "you want to match me?"— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) May 21, 2020
Now THIS is a lede https://t.co/whlYOWlA25 pic.twitter.com/gRLOc3OKqP— Charles, Distance Incarnate (@CharlesPulliam) May 23, 2020
AIRange Cassidy - Just Squeeze It 🍊 pic.twitter.com/BZ2EYvPrzd— TNT Drama (@tntdrama) May 21, 2020
the true size of fire hydrants— Serenity “Friend of Mara” Dee (@sapphixy) May 21, 2020
I feel like I've been lied to my entire life pic.twitter.com/AlbgNU9NWo
— nan (@kissysvogue) May 22, 2020
Good doggo thinks he found another bigger good doggo pic.twitter.com/6NeJn1Qsvb— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) May 24, 2020
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