Joe Exotic is to Carole Baskin as Trump is to Obama— Allison F.🦉 (@ablington) May 11, 2020
[Jesus enters town]— elvish presley (@_elvishpresley_) May 13, 2020
heckler: *chanting* water into wine! water into wine!
Jesus: today I will heal a paralyzed man
heckler: boooooo
Noticed that my mom learned how to use GIFs about a month ago so Facebook buying GIPHY actually makes a lot of sense— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) May 15, 2020
An escaped peacock called Snowbank was lured back by a mating call on a police officer's cellphone. Officials said that Snowbank may have ventured out from Franklin Park Zoo in Boston "looking for love." https://t.co/jplkYCmPZc— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 12, 2020
my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look... pic.twitter.com/KHw0XsQLJU— Matthew Burnside (@MatthewBurnsid7) May 12, 2020
There’s two ways to read this label, and one of them is not good at all pic.twitter.com/PKnz5Ktd1a— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) May 10, 2020
my brother’s neighbor got a birthday sign in their yard and i’m DEAD pic.twitter.com/d5BcUo2kUa— sara (@swankemeyer) May 10, 2020
I've spent 3% of my life so far changing to the right Google account to view a Google Doc— Wes Fenlon (@wesleyfenlon) May 4, 2020
Guess the PIN pic.twitter.com/srYsClc3HL— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) May 12, 2020
me after killing a werewolf: more like werewolf {but this time i pronounce it were, like the second person singular past, plural past, and past subjunctive of be}— a bigger boat 🦈 (@drankturpentine) February 7, 2019
Stop what you’re doing and watch my weird dog fight a tree. pic.twitter.com/Tam5fBLZBc— K.B. Spangler (@KBSpangler) May 14, 2020
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