Quibi is burning a truly heroic amount of cash. It raised $1.75 billion from investors, expects to have spent *a billion* of it by *October* and will need to raise at least $200 million more by the middle of next year to keep going. https://t.co/FV7LZeZpsj— Tom Gara (@tomgara) June 14, 2020
These two paragraphs are the perfect example of the most annoying part of reporting (having to include a bs corporate denial) and also the most pleasurable (writing it so that everyone knows it’s bs) https://t.co/Y0cKZjOsxZ pic.twitter.com/bHqeAMGr4X— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) June 15, 2020
i’m awake at 3 am and i just want everyone to know what gen z says about millennials on tiktok..... pic.twitter.com/zduy5QmBCG— al (@local__celeb) June 14, 2020
Don’t fight with Gen Z you can’t win. Once when I was teaching an SAT prep class, I told everyone to “quiet down” and one girl just said “hahah ok sweater!” (because I was wearing a sweater.) Every single one laughed at me....— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) June 14, 2020
millennials: [watches promise of the future collapse around them]— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) June 14, 2020
boomers: i paid $20 a semester for college and retired with a pension what’s wrong with u
zoomers: THANKS FOR NOTHING U COMPLICIT TOOLS OF THE SYSTEM ALSO UR MEMES R BAD
They're turning on us! I got bullied by a 9 year old running a TikTok acct as a personified bottle of shampoo this weekend— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) June 15, 2020
I'm reading a rather fun history of gangs in Mumbai, and nothing illustrates the machismo of petty crime lords like the fact that one gangster took over an area of Dongri by challenging the incumbents to a push-up contest.— Aditya Bidikar (@adityab) June 14, 2020
It's in Dongri to Dubai. Baashu dada, who was later unseated by a teenaged Dawood Ibrahim, challenged three pehelwan brothers to do 100 push-ups (they wiped out at 90, and he did 120).— Aditya Bidikar (@adityab) June 14, 2020
remember being able to meet new ppl online and have a convo without anxiously laboring over every word bc you’re worried abt your ever-watching audience misconstruing it lol— sloane (@sloanesloane) June 14, 2020
Very rarely same seal.— Ben Burville (@Sealdiver) June 13, 2020
They have however, over the last 20yrs shown me how to dive with them in a way that they feel at ease. Emphasis always to avoid any disturbance. Encounters always 100% on their terms!
I am very lucky to have such gentle #divebuddies pic.twitter.com/lSqwWXZLh7
Damn tail, can't be quiet for 5 minutes...pic.twitter.com/uqPlYsY5jl— The 'Six Stinky Cats' Gang (@CoronaWhisky) June 2, 2020
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