The brilliant and hilarious Carl Reiner hosted the Director’s Guild awards for decades before his health forced him to take the night off.— Jon Cryer (@MrJonCryer) June 30, 2020
They asked me to sub in for him. Here’s the letter he sent me:#RIPCarlReiner https://t.co/dkvtzXtKfA pic.twitter.com/eUy2E9b0B0
we still can make this happen pic.twitter.com/Tr7dR3IJsA— 🎃⚰️Gleb Melnikov, CEO of Halloween⚰️🎃 (@GlebMelnikov8) June 29, 2020
“I’ve investigated nearly all crimes that can be committed” pic.twitter.com/A1UHZkPdib— Seamus Hughes (@SeamusHughes) June 26, 2020
Me: The perfect internet video doesn’t exist— Ross Martin (@PCBearcat) June 29, 2020
The internet: pic.twitter.com/nSovAu1C2M
When you have a tweet that Rex Chapman jacks (pretty much word for word), you’ve done the best you can. You just can’t compete with that— Ross Martin (@PCBearcat) June 29, 2020
It was not. Would have RT’d but the source stole it too. I Rex Chapman’d only to get Rex Chapman’d— Ross Martin (@PCBearcat) June 29, 2020
In Hungarian, BONE is KONC pic.twitter.com/zuUjJGpW6H— vijaya iyer (@cartoonbooksinc) June 27, 2020
This might be the most controversial thing I ever tweeted but it’s time America faces the truth about a group of beloved historical figures, so here goes:— michaelharriot (@michaelharriot) June 26, 2020
Blanche, Dorothy, Rose $ Sophia—The Golden Girls—were actually members of an organized crime syndicate.
A thread:
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— acrophobia lovebot (@ex_aItiora) June 26, 2020
Helpful map for those who are lost pic.twitter.com/CbHbfng2sa— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) June 26, 2020
The purple rubber band around asparagus just hits differenthttps://t.co/zpWPecWOw8— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) June 26, 2020
the group of water bottles in my room when i bring in another one: pic.twitter.com/kOBoijmcKV— Danny Phantom 🦦 (@phantoul) June 24, 2020
Every story should end with Peggy and Steve cuddling in bed after she's told about her latest adventure. Steve always says, "You know you can ask for me help any time." Peggy replies, "I know, honey." But she never does. https://t.co/Fm4d2b7eWj— Frank Skornia (@FSkornia) June 26, 2020
The word "muse" was invented to not pay women for ideas right?— Hana Michels (@HanaMichels) June 25, 2020
This is Cariad. We bottle fed her from 2 hours old. She’s always pleased to see us... pic.twitter.com/M3iSBiqsMB— The Smiling Sheep (@GwenogFlock) June 26, 2020
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