im completely speechless, yet i have so many questions pic.twitter.com/TXh9438ZB6— jack wagner (@jackdwagner) June 21, 2020
The X-Men: (Looking at a problem)— Ned Hartley (@NedHartley) June 22, 2020
Colossus: Have we tried throwing Wolverine at it?
One of the dumbest urban legends I was told as a teenager was that there was this gang driving around suburban Philly with their headlights off, and if you flashed your lights at them they would follow you home and kill you. That’s amateur hour compared to today’s conspiracies.— Geoff Manaugh (@geoffmanaugh) June 21, 2020
One thing that fireworks conspiracy theories do have in common with qanon is the anger at people who don't completely go along with the evidence-free theories. This is part of what worried me initially. pic.twitter.com/LisZiR3aQK— John Wiseman (@lemonodor) June 22, 2020
I don’t understand why people are so eager to poopoo the fireworks pysops theory, it’s like bragging to a younger kid you know Santa isn’t real. It’s extremely good as far as conspiracy theories go!— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) June 22, 2020
I biked all around between Gowanus and Crown Hts. Friday night to locate and observe fireworks launches and see who was doing this. It was all groups of mostly young guys hanging out on what appeared to be their own blocks. Really easy to find and talk to these guys.— Aaron Naparstek (@Naparstek) June 22, 2020
— NYC Scanner (@NYScanner) June 19, 2020
— 宋 文洲 (@sohbunshu) June 21, 2020
mother’s day posts are like “she gave up everything to raise us. she made our clothes and cooked our meals and dedicated her life to being a mom. her kids are her only joy, thank you” and father’s day posts are like “nobody loves michelob ultra & jimmy buffet like the big man”— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) June 21, 2020
the most annoying current millennial trait is being perfomatively into Gen Z— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) June 21, 2020
raise your hand if you’re a grown adult but have to sing to yourself when shelving books alphabetically— Rebecca F. Kuang (@kuangrf) June 19, 2020
Again, I’m struck by the inconsistencies of lockdown pic.twitter.com/wZqP4dL6J8— Yakub Qureshi (@yqshi) June 20, 2020
would anyone care for some free serotonin pic.twitter.com/oekWgZJwdr— rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER) June 20, 2020
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