Y’all better go to sleep or Harriet Tubman not gonna leave any gifts for the revolution!— PROTECT BLACK WOMXN (@honeybunnyjones) June 19, 2020
This is quite possibly the greatest commercial I’ve ever seen... pic.twitter.com/t3oxiJrUr3— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 17, 2020
feels accurate pic.twitter.com/b96rRTvvty— Tommy Siegel (@TommySiegel) June 17, 2020
EDDIE VEDDER: I’m getting cancelled— Corkus Fuck12suth (@CorkusBucksuth) June 18, 2020
CHRIS CORNELL (four octaves up): I’m getting cancelled
Being heckled by my elderly Irish neighbour, who has taken it upon himself to cut our hedge, fearing I will never do it. I keep leaning out of the window to persuade him to stop and he just replies, with tongue firmly in cheek: "Carry on with your story, key worker"— Tom Rowley (@tomjrowley) June 17, 2020
A new front: 'How's lockdown affecting your social life?' he shouts up. 'Are the raves still on?'— Tom Rowley (@tomjrowley) June 17, 2020
If you’ve ever reached the end of your tether with a frustrating colleague, spare a thought for Balasi, a 7th century astronomer in Nineveh who twice had to call out colleagues for mistaking Mercury for Venus.— Dr. Moudhy Al-Rashid (@Moudhy) June 17, 2020
“He is a vile man, an ignoramus, a cheat!…Venus is not yet visible!” pic.twitter.com/8U9zjbK8Vy
“Why do you not write on your clay tablet? Why do you not rehearse your exercise tablet?”— Dr. Moudhy Al-Rashid (@Moudhy) June 17, 2020
Sherua-etirat, a Neo-Assyrian princess, writes to her sister-in-law to scold her for not doing her homework in the 7th century BCE. A tale as old as time... pic.twitter.com/BLyaytHBTh
You think I care about losing followers? Buddy in my day we wrote a 3 paragraph blog post to NOBODY and we freakin loved it— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) June 17, 2020
Normally I’m not an animal person (dont @ me) but there’s a baby fox curled up snoozing on my neighbors garden shed and I’m finding it very distracting! pic.twitter.com/cbLWtZzabN— Elizabeth Paton (@LizziePaton) June 17, 2020
Here is a Mama Moose playing with a sprinkler. You are welcome. pic.twitter.com/K7S1iaqjUS— 🏈🧡Raechelle🧡🏈 (@ReddHeadd_13) June 14, 2020
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