person who is always on the computer: "this is so epic. twitter just banned the blue checks. let the chaos begin lol"— nick ciarelli (@nickciarelli) July 15, 2020
normal person: "I am saving up money to repave my driveway and latter I am going to watch Designated Survivor."
I'm okay with the hacker as long as they said "I'm in" when they hacked in— BUM CHILLUPS, NPR CLASS PUNDIT (@edsbs) July 15, 2020
this is all very damning for the site i spend every waking moment on— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 15, 2020
It’s funny given the circumstances that this is Jack Dorsey’s actual bio (not hacked) pic.twitter.com/hNPhySEqBm— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) July 15, 2020
In case you’re wondering what people with verified accounts are doing right now, I’m looking at one and he’s just scrolling helplessly— Maia Nolan-Partnow (@myster) July 15, 2020
A man wakes up in a world where blue checks cannot post— temporary michael lutz account (@WarrenIsDead) July 15, 2020
i give it another 3 minutes before unverifieds start offering up their accounts to verifieds to keep tweeting from— patty • BLM (@thepattymatos) July 15, 2020
Blue checks trying to communicate through retweets are so sad bro. Like a genie stuck in a lamp lmao— ヒューゴ (@HugoKitano) July 15, 2020
if you pass along a message from a verified account you’re a scab— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 15, 2020
— Jordan Oloman (@JordanOloman) July 15, 2020
i think twitter should introduce fun new gameplay variants like this every day to keep things interesting— Brian Lee (@BrianLeeWow) July 15, 2020
— Amanda Ach (@amandaach) July 15, 2020
And since I'm on the subject of Twitter:
so what's the follower threshold where you're no longer human and cannot react to abuse and slander and shit, like i just want to know when i need to quit twitter.— yingjue chen (@YingjueChen) July 15, 2020
