The funniest captcha I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/0NductMUpj
— fallon (@fallon_boles) August 23, 2022
Meanwhile, "The Milpitas Unified School District is now asking parents who have room to spare inside their homes to rent out the space to teachers."COLUMN: More than two years ago, San Francisco supervisors paused development on 15 parcels of land for six months so an equity study could be completed. The study was never even started.
— San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) August 31, 2022
Read more from @hknightsf: https://t.co/GuPYgBGJpl
There’s a Libyan parable about a petty man who was offered a wish under the condition that his neighbor would get double so he asked to be blind in one eye. https://t.co/kIMc5PCxGM
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) August 24, 2022
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a 1200 page book about twitter
— em (@eamonnmarra) September 1, 2022
I love Twitter Circles because it’s only with you guys that I can be open about my job designing child murder bots for Boston Dynamics without endangering my career as a YA author
— Guy Freire (@guy_freire) September 1, 2022
picturing the james corden hand emoji interacting with jimmy fallon’s bored ape and inflicting psychic damage on myself
— Tom Gran (@tommgran) August 31, 2022
they should take the amazon LOTR money and let Ken Burns do The Silmarillion like a documentary
— tinybaby (@tinybaby) August 29, 2022
A kid pulled the fire alarm today at my school and one of the teachers said “well, sometimes the intrusive thoughts win”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 25, 2022
The monkey tail lives! 🐒 https://t.co/lKi31ELyhp
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) August 26, 2022
From a New York friend pic.twitter.com/tk5rTetZj9
— Nick Murphy (@nickmurftweets) August 26, 2022
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
— Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller (@JohnnyCallicutt) August 27, 2022
AUG 26, 1978 pic.twitter.com/ijTQYhtBs2
A zillion years ago, when I was a NYC paramedic, I did several of the airport drills. At one of them, they parked a 727 and inflated the slide, just to make it look realistic. They also had the stairs to the rear exit down. So it was like an amusement park ride.
— matt blaze (@mattblaze) August 24, 2022
Eventually a Port Authority cop told everyone to knock it off. But then he tried it, too. It's irresistible .
— matt blaze (@mattblaze) August 24, 2022
@instructor_bensei Happend again... (form is bad, video is cool) #benseiarmy #martialarts #fyp #foryou #katana #swordtiktok ♬ original sound - Bensei
@tlx_mama She did this for hours 🤣 #waterpark #funny #pranks #splash #daughter #jokes #fyp ♬ Splish Splash - Bobby Darin
@grimaldo316 ♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show
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