I wish they'd release footage of his predraft team interviews. Teams must have been so confused about what he was aboutANT on the crotch chop: "I was trying to get Rudy to do it with me"
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) April 27, 2024
Rudy: "I might be concussed"
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If you're just doing what's necessary and putting an animal down because you have no choice, they don't typically die in batches. She resolves to kill one, it feels good to her, and she starts looking around like "what else can I kill"
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) April 27, 2024
(His "female accusers say he used his position to twist the teachings of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to justify sexual conduct, so long as it was part of an undercover technique to save 'God's children.' The technique was dubbed the 'COUPLES RUSE.'")"The former employees stated they have personally never witnessed Ballard rescue a victim from human trafficking." https://t.co/rkbeN0JjTG
— Robert Young Pelton (@RYP__) April 26, 2024
(I haven't seen a transcript)“They used to have a special spot in the high school parking lot for comedians waiting for their girlfriends! Not anymore! Woke’s no joke!” https://t.co/IoVpuQpf56
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) April 28, 2024
My favorite fighting games are parkour. Yours are menus. I will not elaborate. pic.twitter.com/8sWb0mnz5l
— Toast Rider | 💀 ENVtuber (@tz_toast_rider) April 26, 2024
I didn’t even make it and I recoil in horror at the plague I may have unleashed
— Toast Rider | 💀 ENVtuber (@tz_toast_rider) April 26, 2024
best soil judging team (team judging category) in the country.
— Champaign Showers (@217Showers) April 26, 2024
GIVE @MierMur HER FLOWERS, THAT'S AN ILLINI TEAM JUDGING NATTY! HER FIRST YEAR AT NATIONALS. QUIT PLAYING. I-L-L. https://t.co/8PbU7duPrn pic.twitter.com/lXs2igHXTo
This is the start of Keon Coleman's first press conference as a member of the Buffalo Bills.
— Matthew Bové (@Matt_Bove) April 27, 2024
Covering this man is going to be a real treat. #BillsMafia @WKBW pic.twitter.com/Hpy2TQmMvU
(Posted for the outfit, not the answer)Jalen Williams on what happened during the first drive of the game, said the defenders contest hit him in the eye with his palm but was vertical so just an unlucky play. pic.twitter.com/f0tVedh3mB
— Rylan Stiles (@Rylan_Stiles) April 27, 2024
Immensely pleased to inform you all of the existence of Mustang Sally, MLAX player for Loyola (MD) pic.twitter.com/QmudkOUtCw
— 🇸🇨 Sickos Committee 🇸🇨 (@SickosCommittee) April 27, 2024
Logan Paul is having a gender reveal pro wrestling match
— FADE (@FadeAwayMedia) April 28, 2024
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why OP deleted it, but I think it needs to be preserved for posterity. pic.twitter.com/zY9XTLspa0
— .robin. (@robinhouston) April 25, 2024
"it's something that he needs to know that could happen in life. it could be a true story." https://t.co/rqnK5afXix
— 🌏🔎Leigh Alexander 🐬💿✨ (@leighalexander) April 27, 2024
Texting is all about knowing what each friend wants. For example I send alexi my attempts at non-invasive looksmaxxing on celebrities on facetune, whereas I send Callie money to buy bonus characters on super smash so I can play as them when I come over
— nomi (@andletmejustsay) March 21, 2024
I don't know why I find it hilarious that Hershey has in-house counsel separated by whether they handle salty snacks or sweet snacks but I do find it hilarious. pic.twitter.com/C2QaXlzOHw
— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) March 18, 2024
imagine being the guy who had to study the feasibility of moon flamethrowers pic.twitter.com/oLOpw2ehpB
— beanhowitzer (@beanhowitzer) March 22, 2024
This era of Happy Days is actually my favorite. The audience was UNHINGED and would scream for 30 seconds anytime a cast member came on stage. It was like Salvador Dali was directing. I was never sure if the show was still in the 1950s and the surrealism was for real. Glory days https://t.co/zxtXatJhf4
— Amanda Reyes 🐀 (@madefortvmayhem) December 3, 2023
Ballard (Seattle) WA baby
— Lower IQ than my brain parasite (@TuxedoPlasmosis) March 23, 2024
Some more angles >:) pic.twitter.com/HG7CTnbT60
— Qlavier keyboard design⌨️ (@qlavier) March 16, 2024
I mean, if you're going to go for a still-life photo cover, at least be as aggressively odd as Pan with their 80s Agatha Christie range pic.twitter.com/vip88NS1Pl
— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) March 23, 2024
@m.hawkk i think about this all the time because it was SO wholesome 🥺 #fyp #babylove #babytok #wholesomemoments #foryou ♬ Home - Matthew Hall
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