It looks like the LA Clippers will be giving away a special Steve Ballmer bobblehead on Sunday's game against the Rockets. He rocks in his chair and everything pic.twitter.com/GxyIt8DVjO
— Farbod Esnaashari (@Farbod_E) April 10, 2024
Interns and younger staff discussing OJ Simpson say they barely know who he was but they know one of his lawyers was a Kardashian 😱😱😱
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) April 11, 2024
OJ Simpson descends to hell, finding himself by the River Styx. A ferryman approaches and gently pushes back his hood, revealing himself to be Norm MacDonald,
— TWINKDEFCON (@twinkdefcon) April 11, 2024
from my pog collection, the only slammer that counted pic.twitter.com/qj6fZ9vOxs
— Subscribe to Means TV @means_tv (@UpdateTheGrids) April 11, 2024
As my friends in the House know, there is a procedural maneuver a bipartisan group could use next week - if all else fails - to turn the Republicans' "Liberty in Laundry Act" into the Ukraine aid bill, and pass it on the spot.
— Tom Malinowski (@Malinowski) April 11, 2024
For several reasons, I hope this happens. 🙂 https://t.co/iTZDds96ha
WTF, why does this line make Ohtani sound like a particularly intelligent dog pic.twitter.com/saLr3Dk6No
— Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガロウド (@GearoidReidy) April 11, 2024
Losing my gd mind watching 1 million sports guys try to bro logic their way through a federal criminal complaint showing that, yes, its 100% possible for a rich guy's weird friend to steal $16M from him
— Josh Cain (@joshpcain) April 11, 2024
One of my favorite parts of the new Shogun is how aware every character is of the importance and frailty of translation https://t.co/OBg2w4TyGz
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) April 11, 2024
1) mock former verified users
— Philip Bump (@pbump) April 11, 2024
2) watch the checkmark become devalued by dopes and hustlers
3) give former verified users checkmarks back to try and recreate status
4) get mad that a lot of them are hiding the checkmark out of embarrassment
5) pic.twitter.com/UF7X2tiOay
A JFK autograph on a particular piece of paper was worth around $4,000.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 10, 2024
The buyer then transposed JFK's "Go To The Moon" speech on it.
It sold today for $15,000.@cllctmedia looks at this practice gaining popularity in the memorabilia world. https://t.co/jOYmyxFklJ
fantastic shoes on this lad
— nico🏳️🌈 (@nicodelort) February 27, 2024
(Marten Soolmans by Rembrandt) pic.twitter.com/8gVmf7lamP
That time my dad went to jail and the only way my poor mom found to cheer me up was to sit me down and say "We're gonna hire a lawyer. It's gonna be like Ace Attorney" and it actually worked
— withoutchuckitcantbesneed (@mildlyaware) February 21, 2024
I had a friend who doesn't care for sports sit & watch a basketball game & hes quiet for a bit & just barks out: "Yeah I dont think there are that many squeaks. They gotta be pumping em in"
— Ned Schneebly 𓅆 (@Patlantis48) February 26, 2024
That was over 10 yrs ago I havent watched a single game since without thinking of it https://t.co/6EbzHGrqlF
Return of the Living Dead has maybe my favorite opening gag pic.twitter.com/YybwvMlQqI
— Andrew (@Swordfish978) February 27, 2024
Nothing but love for the older woman who saw her husband staring at two people screaming at each other in the grocery store parking lot, said “mind your business, Morty,” before looking at me, thirty feet away, and saying, “you too.”
— Patrick McKelvey (@pmckelveyphd) February 27, 2024
Thinking about this insane Heelys slogan https://t.co/2J3aXh7uoS pic.twitter.com/aIkfFnlQBf
— 𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 (@GRRLmusic) August 5, 2020
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