i made a Biblical Experience 2024™ travel map by overlaying the cicada Brood XIII and Brood XIX emergence map with the Solar Totality path
— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) April 10, 2024
Northern Arkansas, southern Missouri, and southern Illinois are the places to be! pic.twitter.com/hZbqEpRimq
("I got there with one mile only to find out there were about 60 cars waiting to be charged")Mass. family among Tesla owners who waited hours to charge car after total solar eclipse | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/ICKTborlz6
— WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) April 10, 2024
i think im the only reporter who didnt pitch "let me fly to X vacation spot to write about the eclipse" and i am an idiot for not doing so
— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) April 9, 2024
The sunglass store:
— Wildes (@kevinwildes) April 8, 2024
"If you ever want to go to the beach, the lens needs to be polarized and those start $125."
The eclipse:
"You can use these to stare directly into the sun for $3."
happy eclipse day pic.twitter.com/bfGYxRaAde
— Amber Yang (@theamberyang) April 8, 2024
we gave out eclipse glasses to students, one of them sold his to a student who didn’t have one (for $10!), and then he came back asking for one of the extras we had
— Joshua Minsoo Kim (@misterminsoo) April 8, 2024
(I've seen speculation that someone played a prank on him, not expecting a photo to be taken and published...)Navy skipper roasted after branch posts Instagram of him shooting rifle with scope on backward https://t.co/tPaKcJ0m57 pic.twitter.com/n10HxedWET
— The Daily Dot (@dailydot) April 10, 2024
(In the future, everyone will star in their own John Wick-like)Lionsgate shares the first look at Dave Bautista's #TheKillersGame at #CinemaCon. The film features Bautista as an assassin who thinks he is going to die of cancer, so he orders a hit on himself. He then finds out he's not actually dying and must fight off all of Europe's hitmen pic.twitter.com/q4EtIYi9lc
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) April 10, 2024
The comments on Mercedes Instagram post 😭
— Stefanie (@fastpitstop) April 10, 2024
Eid Mubarak to everyone who celebrates. pic.twitter.com/vM64jcrJyo
In 24 hours, Topps sold 23,831 Solar Eclipse Topps Now cards. pic.twitter.com/H19XLzeyEy
— cllct (@cllctMedia) April 10, 2024
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY pic.twitter.com/2WkxhQeffa
— amber ♡ (@tanijrou) April 8, 2024
Even better :D pic.twitter.com/8FXSHuo6Kd
— Crou (@Crouasg) April 9, 2024
Morale was high , and it still was hard to break down 😭 https://t.co/auC3eLCeCs
— Malik Tullis (@maliktullis99) February 27, 2024
another timeless truth from shakespeare: men cannot resist the fascination of the digging of a hole pic.twitter.com/RdxVX7Z3iR
— katie kadue (@kukukadoo) February 27, 2024
The eldest team was a legendary team of these 3 incredibly huge buff gay dudes that styled themselves knights and one comical but tiny old dude. They had been surviving island combats together for 51 years.
— 🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal) February 26, 2024
My college church group had a picnic and someone suggested playing Red Rover and anyway some people went to the hospital. That's when I realized the reason some games are considered only for children is not in fact because boring adults have lost their sense of whimsy and wonder https://t.co/yGbzhQKO9A
— Christina Holland 🐀 (@americanwombat) February 27, 2024
my girlfriend figured out if I’m busy at work and not answering her texts, all she has to do is ask me a movie related question and I’ll respond instantly without responding to any previous texts pic.twitter.com/VDtziAHvUE
— Brendan Hodges (@metaplexmovies) February 26, 2024
And of course no martial arts movie would be complete without scenes of the villain utterly outclassing fodder to showcase how good he is
— ChristianV (@GenreFilmAddict) February 26, 2024
(Yes, that car did just drift-kick a spike strip)pic.twitter.com/LkB8BV6PmG
@sommmbomb Anchovy 😫 • • (no penguins were harmed in the making of this video) #columbuszoo #penguins #events #poorbaby #columbusohio #animalsoftiktok #animalfails #failarmy #fail ♬ original sound - sommmbomb
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