If we're still Conan posting, one of my favorite bits was one of his latest, when he had a Hollywood Blockbuster-grade superhero suit made for himself. Reminiscent of Letterman's classic Alka-Seltzer suit bit, he made the silliest thing imaginable the coolest thing in the world pic.twitter.com/fOJpZ4e3yf
— VyceVictus (@VyceVictus) April 14, 2024
Haberman: Trump appeared to be asleep. His head would fall down… He didn’t pay attention to a note his lawyer passed him. His jaw kept falling on his chest and his mouth kept going slack. pic.twitter.com/Y9niQfZc3W
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 15, 2024
if you tweet good enough you can have it printed out and handed to the former president during trial pic.twitter.com/TCsQ2YKb8H
— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) April 15, 2024
I honestly wouldn’t have thought this was real if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) April 15, 2024
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(Maine just voted against giving them big tax doillars to renovate a stadium)The Diamond Baseball Holdings portfolio has grown at a rate, and to a size, that would have been impossible five years ago.
— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) April 15, 2024
They now own 32 of 120 minor-league affiliates, and they aren't done.
And yet, there are concerns.
(One version seems to be the Kenyan runners were hired solely to be pacemakers to help the guy, but were labeled as if they were competitors to try to make the win seem impressive)Chatter on Weibo is that the Beijing half-marathon was fixed to ensure a Chinese champion… judge for yourself https://t.co/aJ6g1kutco
— Alexander Boyd (@alexludoboyd) April 14, 2024
APRIL 2023: soon, Twitter will be the "everything app". your entire life will be contained within it. payments, posts, memories, education, and beyond
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) April 15, 2024
APRIL 2024: please pay 69 cents to prove you're not a pornography robot https://t.co/Qf3KFizJdZ
FWIW, when I checked, the article still identified him as "Mark Mark" more than 12 hours after listed publication.this is very odd https://t.co/gh8HfiZ3Sb pic.twitter.com/EfpM0aZLHV
— Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes) April 15, 2024
grimes comparing her son to paul atreides while being unable to do math on the fly is so funny idc
— marina 🪷 (@marinadovexo) April 15, 2024
*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume*
— Gary Treeman (@PurpyNFL) April 9, 2024
“Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb” https://t.co/NaJ0gUkJaX
eclipse came over to hang fr pic.twitter.com/j8Qf526lee
— jack?!? (@takeiteasyjack) April 8, 2024
The way they label the used action figures at a local store. pic.twitter.com/Cn3h1WOhcO
— ALLLLRIGHT (@Allllright) April 12, 2024
Happy Life Day from your favorite galactic jugglers pic.twitter.com/3TtrjbrfvY
— Savanna (@thedorkydiva) November 17, 2023
("In 1999, Bruce published three little-read but increasingly-sought after books of football-centric murder and mayhem - Striker!, Sweeper! and Defender!")West Brom's manager Steve Bruce wrote a series of spy novels about a football manager named Steve Barnes who bangs women and solves crimes. pic.twitter.com/hROD9XwQcb
— Zatch🤙🏽 (@CredenceClearoj) March 5, 2024
I love that the devs of this Blair Witch game couldn't think of any monsters to add so they just anthropomorphized the spooky sticks from the movie. pic.twitter.com/6b0s9mQwvO
— Entropy Phi | Ad Infernum is OUT NOW! (@entropy_phi) March 5, 2024
Forward marketing.... pic.twitter.com/S0yRhteq7P
— Charlton Hero (@Charlton_Hero) March 5, 2024
Every hotel needs this. pic.twitter.com/QFryUTaCS3
— Scott Walker (@scottwalker88) March 5, 2024
asking my grammy if she wants milk and honey with her Fuck the Grind tea pic.twitter.com/bXBNTHzgPz
— Josh Sawyer (@jesawyer) March 6, 2024
@romaitaliana1 #cat #cats #tiger #tigre #wow #smile #news #new #tigerking ♬ الصوت الأصلي - roma mia🇮🇹 . roma 1🇮🇹
@zootopia_00 When there's a bad guy in the house, watch the dog#pets #dog ♬ original sound - Turnover
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