Thursday, October 29, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Now I want to know if Joe Davis forgot too or if he intentionally did not feed Smoltz the name

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) October 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM




a bunch of very stupid mcafee clips on the TL today but this one might be the stupidest. and worst of all i am taking his side while he acts catty and passive aggressive

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— Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ (@arif.bsky.social) October 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
(The question is so horrifyingly stupid that they have difficulty understanding what he's asking)



































The Hennepin County Attorney's Office is charging James O'Keefe and Cam Higby with felonies for unlawful voting and ID theft for filming themselves misrepresenting their identities to election judges during the Minnesota primary as voters who were registered in the precinct.

— Jon Collins (@jcollins.bsky.social) October 28, 2026 at 8:06 AM
("Within an hour of the charges, ... set up a crowdsourced fund-raiser seeking $20,000, presumably to cover legal costs")











(He had his own tox test done because he didn't trust the police)











("KalshiEX, LLC, and its two co-founders, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara, are facing one count of pattern of unlawful activity, a second-degree felony; 12 counts of online gambling promotion, a third-degree felony; and one count of general gambling promotion")











("yes, I did all the advertising for Theranos...Did I have any reason to believe that she was a fraud? I did not....part of me believes that she believes in Theranos and that she could achieve the results as promised")













































Mbappé effect: a variant of the Streisand effect in which overlapping propaganda and censorship regimes render the targeted individual's ostensive misbehavior simultaneously inescapable and incomprehensible

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— Hudson Lockett IV // 康河信 // ハドソン・ロケット (@hudsonlockett.bsky.social) October 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM




(This ends with the people stirring up the issue in prison, right?)











Ads during the 1996 World Series: awe look baby, the frogs are saying "Budweiser" Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race

— Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ (@velodus.bsky.social) October 27, 2026 at 7:50 PM












("With regard to the forensic collection, Mr. Gruden was at an event at the White House last week. He flew back that night in order to allow the forensic examiners selected by the NFL to go through his electronic devices and")













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— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) October 28, 2026 at 6:08 AM




Morbidly interested in hearing what the other kicker thinks of his misconduct--does he just assume the victims were lying or deserving, or does he think he's scum























CHARLES: Shaq, you never mowed a lawn in your life. You think he can fit his big ass on a John Deere? SHAQ: hahahah watchitchuck, I gotabigtractor, custom with rims CHUCK: c'mon you're out there watching. with an umbrella drink. STEPHEN A. SMITH (glowering) Kritaps Porzingis has. A. FAKE ILLNESS

— BYCTOM (@byctom.bsky.social) October 28, 2026 at 12:25 PM
(I loathe the guy who, at least last year, hosted the Tuesday TNT episode)











(The Portland game)











(7th pick in the draft)

































































(AI translation says, "The cats in Istanbul are absolute madness, I petted a cat and damn, it showed me where there was a shop and the cat food aisle, it meowed for me to buy some, I’m dead.")







@artskoolbox Next class is 9/19, link to register in profile #oilpainting #paintingclasses #losangeles #artstudio #learntopaint #thingstodoinla #creativecommunity #petportrait #petlover #petpainting #artists #oilpaint ♬ Birch Swing - Lila Caster








@xmutebi

this is how you scare off thieves in LA

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@chips28 #chips ♬ original sound - Chips comp




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