1. "Jean-Claude Van Damme to Star in Amazon Action-Comedy 'Jean-Claude Van Johnson'"
'Jean-Claude Van Johnson' would see him playing a version of himself — a famous actor/martial-arts pro who also happens to be a secret black ops private contractor.2. "Super-Discount Grocery Store Aldi To Open 45 Stores In SoCal This Year"
Aldi will request customers deposit a quarter to use a shopping cart. The philosophy follows that if people want their quarter back, they'll be inclined to return the cart to its proper location next to the grocery store's entrance. No employee needed to retrieve all the carts lazy customers leave lying all over the parking area.3. "this is the same Valencia team whose player, David Ruiz, appeared to pull off one of the most egregious dives in the history of the game, take a bunch of shit for it the world over, only to later have it come out that he’d actually torn his ACL on the play."
4. New DC Bombshells available for preorder.