Went to check why one of my plants was lopsided in its pot and......oh..... pic.twitter.com/ZUxcNSyVUb— franktasia 2000 π¦ (@tytonidaeus) June 17, 2018
i've been dying laughing over this for the whole day. pic.twitter.com/xymEEi2vFO— daniel (@napalmmeth) June 15, 2018
And now...this picture of Arnie and Vernon Wells from COMMANDO. pic.twitter.com/oOooHZfCME— Bill Smiley (@neokefka_99) June 16, 2018
A toy exec once told me that kids increasingly see action figures and plastic toys as 'punishment toys' because it's what they have to play with when they lose access to electronic devices, and I felt older than granite.— Pablo Hidalgo & The Tijuana Brass (@pablohidalgo) June 17, 2018
Max Muncy has his own shirt thanks to Joe Davis, Dieter Ruehle, and ... the Beastie Boys? - Via @ChadMoriyama - https://t.co/IyZlCewyGy pic.twitter.com/qI1GjErGyW— Dodgers Digest (@DodgersDigest) June 16, 2018
The problem with having a black cat is they sometimes go missing and 90% of the time they're sitting in front of the TV screen pic.twitter.com/MB2hl3Kam5— Meg (@MegVClark) June 13, 2018
When I was in school my teachers did not share this - let's say "juicy" - tidbit from the story of Apollo 8https://t.co/yjvsPszUN9 pic.twitter.com/cbIeLEJKDi— Ryan North (@ryanqnorth) June 17, 2018
π€ means lesbian in sign language, so when you post tweets with "π€π€π€π€" u are saying "lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian" pic.twitter.com/1ukTkZXTVG— πΉππ ππππ πΉπ¦π€ππππ€π€ πΉππ₯ππ (@sug_knight) September 9, 2016
imagine this: it's 4 am, you call an uber, your Uber's name is "Stuart", you're waiting, it's says your Uber is here but you see nothing, you feel a nudge on your leg, you look down, there's a little red convertible, it's your uber, your uber driver is Stuart Little— sally (@defnotsally) June 17, 2018
Hmmm I wonder who the fuck did this? pic.twitter.com/WT72388dJ8— πBriseidaπ (@Bitchseida) April 13, 2018