When I got my wisdom teeth out apparently as I came to I got up and insisted on walking door to door and telling all the other patients that they do great work here and that they’re in for a pleasant surprise. And they just let me do it.— brans๐n reese (@bransonreese) June 30, 2018
my dog got in the flour pic.twitter.com/tYiXXXoB7V— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) June 29, 2018
Nothing but respect for people who are brave enough to sleep on top of their duvet in warm weather because I’d rather roast to death under mine than expose myself to potential demons— rachel louise ๐✨ (@kyvbey) June 26, 2018
I've spent most of this day thinking about this Bird dance. pic.twitter.com/vJjp9Zcvux— Squirrel™ ๐ฟ (@WebSquirrel) May 25, 2018
“Amazon Headquarters” should be one of the disasters you can pick in the next SimCity— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) June 28, 2018
Russian safari pic.twitter.com/tvluEUmlTJ— English Russia (@EnglishRussia1) June 29, 2018
Airbus are painting their new Beluga Transporters like Whales, and they are awesome pic.twitter.com/S0jMTdFa9L— Craig McPheat (@CraigMcPheat) June 28, 2018
When I was reserving my hotel, I The “additional accommodations” box I asked for a photo of Michael Jordan with a obviously fake autograph. This is what I came back to. @Kimpton? This is everything. pic.twitter.com/fZgfwE3ye3— Dottie L. Guy (@ohdottie) June 29, 2018
One of these contains wintergreen mints and is ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐. The other contains peppermint mints and is ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ญ. pic.twitter.com/YN9Yvm1beY— Harrison G. Pink (@GilesPink) June 29, 2018
— Christian McCrea (@christianmccrea) June 30, 2018
I’m dying. pic.twitter.com/gBOtuyAmKg— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) June 28, 2018