“The latest generation MacBook Pro is the fastest and most powerful notebook we’ve ever made,” said Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Marketing. “So to avoid angering the gods, we gave it the shittiest keyboard we could"— Pinboard (@Pinboard) July 12, 2018
If you’ve ever wondered what kind of person would become a henchman for a James Bond villain, just check out the replies to any Elon Musk tweet— Alan (@alan_maguire) July 9, 2018
Ma dog has been assigned to play with a puppy at his doggy school and they’ve actual became best pals 😭 pic.twitter.com/hGUDc8XJPL— DECLAN (@declanshields) July 10, 2018
wow this tweet blew up i don’t have a soundcloud but i come from a legendary family of blacksmiths click here if u seek a powerful blade— fou (@Chainbody) June 24, 2018
Not sure how it’s legal that a wide-eyed, terrified Alan Dershowitz is being hunted for sport by competing hunters on Martha’s Vineyard— Dan O'Sullivan (@Bro_Pair) July 2, 2018
“The Pina Colada Song,” but from the perspective of a third person who is secretly posting the couple’s interactions on social media— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 11, 2018
wait what pic.twitter.com/5nfrcvlaKZ— Sean (@colonydrop) July 12, 2018
my therapist said she couldn’t see me anymore after i spent three sessions in a row insisting that bowling balls are technically gloves— viking (@NOTVIKING) May 26, 2018
Please read this thread to its inevitable conclusion, it’s a true journey https://t.co/Ms2sVWsRgo— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) July 13, 2018
🐴A miniature horse who survived deadly floods by swimming to a rooftop has captured hearts in Japan, as the country tries to recover from record rains that killed at least 179 people https://t.co/1epfwnTeUS @AFP pic.twitter.com/0Ct2qratOd— AFP Tokyo (@AFPTokyo) July 11, 2018