Never been so indebted to a person as to @michaelwaldron for the time he showed us this dog v wolf chase scene from Benji pic.twitter.com/6V4LNDFdni— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) May 7, 2019
for the record, this is among the most flattering presumptions anyone's ever made about me pic.twitter.com/7Y1bTHaHLi— Margaret H. Willison (@MrsFridayNext) May 9, 2019
If you spend enough time debunking the 10,000-hour rule, you reach a real mastery of it— Seamus McKiernan (@chezseamus) May 9, 2019
discovered my umbrella has an auto close button in the worst way possible: with it folded around my head at a bus stop next to some teenagers— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) May 9, 2019
Someone pointed out that Simpsons characters' eyes are normally connected but a strip of flesh spontaneously appears between them when they wear sunglasses and now I can't stop thinking about it pic.twitter.com/P3B5Y5Kq2A— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) May 9, 2019
Write as if David Benioff and DB Weiss will get to finish your story if you don’t.— matt tobey (@mtobey) May 9, 2019
Pass this shop regularly on the bus and think it’s far more sinister than it should be pic.twitter.com/mayk9eRibc— Lindsay Dodgson (@linzasaur) May 10, 2019
Marwin Gonzalez collision with Niko Goodrum - both left the game, Gonzalez under his own power pic.twitter.com/vdznqy4qaF— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) May 11, 2019
Someone said Tradition is peer pressure from dead people and I can't stop thinking about it— arham 🍸 (@arhamshaikhh) May 9, 2019
The Entire 2019 Kentucky Derby & the time between 2 Greinke pitches to Albies, Overlayed. pic.twitter.com/vliOF8wn8A— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 11, 2019
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